The Trump Phone makes smartphones great again (Humor)

The Trump Phone makes smartphones great again (Humor)
Even the most casual observer of the American political landscape is well aware of the presidential campaign being run by billionaire real-estate tycoon Donald Trump. Also known for his hair, and his hit television show "Celebrity Apprentice," Trump shoots from the hip, often leaving political analysts with their mouths open in shock and horror.

Trump's bank account is only exceeded by his ego. We are pretty sure that there isn't an Apple iPhone 6s, Samsung Galaxy Note 5 or a Motorola DROID Turbo 2 in his pocket. In fact, we're surprised that he hasn't already commissioned a manufacturer to produce the Trump Phone. The tag line on ads for the device would be, "Making Phones Great Again."

So what would we find on the Trump Phone? Well, it would be made of 24K Gold, of course, sporting a 5.2-inch screen with a 4K resolution. The front-facing selfie camera turns you into Trump by adding his legendary hair to the top of your head. Ah, we don't want to spoil the rest of the joke by giving it away.

Check out the rest of the features for the Trump Phone by clicking on the slideshow below.


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source: Typhone.nl

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49 Comments

59. iLovesarcasm

Posts: 589; Member since: Oct 20, 2014

Same as iPhone.

58. gazmatic

Posts: 822; Member since: Sep 06, 2012

PA doing nothing about the overt racism in the comments section? ok...

38. Rocket

Posts: 750; Member since: Feb 24, 2014

I wouldn't buy it for 2 simple reasons. 1: the trump name. 2: looks like an iphone, lol

43. TheMan68

Posts: 21; Member since: Nov 15, 2015

I would buy it for 2 simple reasons. 1: the trump name. 2: looks like an HTC phone, lol

55. tedkord

Posts: 17544; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

If you've ever stayed in a Trump property, you'll know not to buy anything with his name on it. It'll be a gaudy, cheap, overpriced POS.

36. shinywindow unregistered

Anybody but obozo the inexperienced deceiving community organizer Muslim 2016!!

32. BATTERY_LIVES_MATTER

Posts: 106; Member since: Sep 01, 2015

What about a Hillary Phone that can summon scores of illegal immigrants from south-of-the-border and 'legal' mudlim and African immigrants that will assimilate perfectly into the US? Oh that's right, the 0bamaphone did, and is continuing to do such. The Hillary Phone may just have an enhanced processor.

29. TheTrickster

Posts: 2; Member since: Nov 14, 2015

Trump president, like it or not.

57. euklidis

Posts: 35; Member since: Oct 08, 2013

If that happens, it will be a bad day for the planet!

28. MadManG2015

Posts: 9; Member since: Nov 14, 2015

Is this what PA is about? This is dumb

22. tacarat

Posts: 855; Member since: Apr 22, 2013

Steam powered?

44. TheMan68

Posts: 21; Member since: Nov 15, 2015

Like your brain?

48. tacarat

Posts: 855; Member since: Apr 22, 2013

My brain having any sort of power is highly debatable.

50. TheMan68

Posts: 21; Member since: Nov 15, 2015

Funny...

17. Neros

Posts: 1016; Member since: Dec 19, 2014

I would buy it, if it existed :D.

15. combatmedic870

Posts: 987; Member since: Sep 02, 2015

I thought this was pretty funny....good joke PA. You should do one of these articles every Sunday. It's gotta perfect with my lazy Sunday.

14. RebelwithoutaClue unregistered

with 24k gold that phone will be as flexible as his hairpiece lol

11. MalakiMills

Posts: 257; Member since: Jun 15, 2010

The last line is literally "Ah, we don't want to spoil the rest of the joke by giving it away. " They are well aware it's a just a joke. A nonsensical humorous post for the sake of lightening things up. I like it.

10. Sriniva1995

Posts: 44; Member since: Nov 06, 2013

I think phonearena dint realise that it was supposed to be a joke, they f**king made a article of it

16. Alan01

Posts: 672; Member since: Mar 21, 2012

Obviously everyone is too tired to read this morning. From the story..."Ah, we don't want to spoil the rest of the joke by giving it away." Wake up everyone. I said it was a joke! Regards, Alan F.

20. Pattyface

Posts: 1658; Member since: Aug 20, 2014

10-4 Alan

52. TheMan68

Posts: 21; Member since: Nov 15, 2015

Don't you get it. Liberals don't have a sense of humor unless they are bashing conservatives. God forbid that a little fun couldn't come out. Make them happy and do an article on climate change even though none of them even know what that means.

8. jokensy unregistered

This article is really pointless and not funny at all!

9. acruzlu unregistered

They should have used it on April Fools day.

6. acruzlu unregistered

This definitely has got to be a joke post, because no person with a fully functioning brain would pay for this piece of crap. What would the OS be called trumpOS?

61. SprintGuy26

Posts: 229; Member since: Mar 21, 2011

"This definitely has got to be a joke post" no this is 100% real i just order my TrumpPhone today, if u preorder u get a $1,000 bill from Trumps very own bank!

5. shiftt

Posts: 333; Member since: May 03, 2015

.... LMAO. Oh wow... just no. If Donald Trump did win though, I'd move to Canada.

33. BATTERY_LIVES_MATTER

Posts: 106; Member since: Sep 01, 2015

Buh bye, eh.

46. TheMan68

Posts: 21; Member since: Nov 15, 2015

Why don't you just move already???

3. kkmkk

Posts: 699; Member since: May 06, 2013

i would loss hop in US if trump really won and become a the president that would be the worst day not just for america but also the world in the modern era

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