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Tim Cook asks for heavenly guidance from Steve Jobs in humorous picture

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Tim Cook asks for heavenly guidance from Steve Jobs in humorous picture
With a stock price that is nearly half of what it was when the Apple iPhone 5 launched last September 21st, and with even its fans and co-founder wondering where the innovation has gone, Apple is currently experiencing the effects of gravity after years of repelling Newton's law. Add to the list the recent speculation of a delay in the expected Apple iPhone 5S, the low cost Apple iPhone and the next iteration of the Apple iPad mini, and you have to wonder where Apple CEO Tim Cook can turn to help improve Apple's current fortunes.

According to a picture posted by satirical publication The Onion, Tim Cook sought heavenly guidance from his mentor, the late Steve Jobs. The publication said that a weeping Cook screamed in desperation at Jobs' burial site, "What the hell do I do?! You left no instructions, damn it. I need another game-changing breakthrough product that millions can’t live without. Just give me one idea. One idea, for the love of God! Why are you torturing me like this?" That product could end up being the Apple iWatch,with 100 Apple engineers reportedly working on the device.

Thanks, Anonymous Tipster!

source: TheOnion

Time Cook seeks help from above in this humorous picture

Time Cook seeks help from above in this humorous picture


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posted on 19 Apr 2013, 13:37 15

1. Droid_X_Doug (Posts: 5993; Member since: 22 Dec 2010)


If Apple's share price continues heading south, Tim may need heavenly guidance.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 13:40 8

2. TROLL (banned) (Posts: 4851; Member since: 13 Apr 2012)


That's were it belongs, down south™

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:17 10

7. Nathan_ingx (Posts: 4003; Member since: 07 Mar 2012)


Tim: Steve, please 'Cook' me a better 'Job' man please!!

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:42 1

14. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


LMAOOOOO

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:28 8

9. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4857; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


Every corporation has it's day. It looks like Apple has HAD it's day. They are doing the RIM/Nokia thing & resting on their laurels.

iOS is BORING, OLD, & NON INNOVATIVE. People see this & are gravitating towards Android because Google knows how to keep an OS fresh & clean.

Keylime Pie will just push Android even more forward.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:41 1

13. TROLL (banned) (Posts: 4851; Member since: 13 Apr 2012)


SAE posting after a long time®

How is you?

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:50 3

16. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4857; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


I have been reading almost everyday. It's just real busy at work so I don't get the oppertunity to post like I once did.

Now things are getting back to normal so I will be posting more & more.

Good to see all of you guys also.

I love PhoneArena.com!!!!!!!

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:38

30. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


It is good to have u back dude. Wondered where u went, and I love PhoneArena.com too...except the getting limited part lol

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:44 2

15. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


Absolute truth. Googles Clubber Lang, apples Rocky Balboa in the first fite.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:52 1

17. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4857; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


Love the Rocky reference. GREAT MOVIE!!!!!

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:13 1

21. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


One of my favs

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:26 1

23. TROLL (banned) (Posts: 4851; Member since: 13 Apr 2012)


Mine2™

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:40 1

31. akki20892 (Posts: 3901; Member since: 04 Feb 2013)


R.I.P photoshop

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 13:46 10

3. InspectorGadget80 (unregistered)


Now that picture is hilarious. Lmao

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:42 1

32. akki20892 (Posts: 3901; Member since: 04 Feb 2013)


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL really funny hahaha

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 13:48 8

4. ZeroCide (Posts: 777; Member since: 09 Jan 2013)


He prays to the steve shrine in his office at least twice a day.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:07 3

5. Droiddoes (unregistered)


If you want jobs' ghost to hear you, don't shout to the sky. jobs went the other direction.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 19:42 1

41. Dingy_cellar_dweller (Posts: 256; Member since: 16 Mar 2013)


I don't like talking bad about the dead but you made me crack a laugh.

posted on 20 Apr 2013, 12:47

49. Droiddoes (unregistered)


Why? Just because he's dead doesn't invalidate the fact that he was a despicable, greedy, back stabbing, dishonest horrible person. He's just a DEAD horrible person. Funny, no one ever has mixed feelings about speaking ill of Hitler, Pol Pot, Kim Jong Il, etc and they are dead too.

posted on 20 Apr 2013, 04:31 1

46. kboo1995 (unregistered)


Come on guys
Don't talk trash about bad people just because you hate something they made
Grow up people

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:16 10

6. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


Tim you don't need prayer, you need to motivate your team and get em goin. Instead of goin thermonuclear in the courtroom, go thermonuclear in the innovation room.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:27 3

8. Nathan_ingx (Posts: 4003; Member since: 07 Mar 2012)


Say, that could work!!! :D

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:31 3

10. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4857; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


The lack of innovation is what is hurting Apple.

darkkjedii you definitely hit it out of the park with your comment.

+1

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 14:40 3

12. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


Thanx guys. +1's back at ya

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:27 2

24. TROLL (banned) (Posts: 4851; Member since: 13 Apr 2012)


Wonder who, and why you got thumbed down there™

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:31 1

25. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


I'd say droiddoes and PhoneArenaUser lol

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 15:47 1

33. Droiddoes (unregistered)


Obsess more, it's cute.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 16:28 1

36. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


droiddoes can you please do me a favor? Can you please tell me how I have no life, no son, no family, no fiancé, and how being thumbed down is my only source of happiness? Everybody on PA's dying to read it. It's no fun when I insult myself, so can you please do that just for me? I told Troll I'd ask you... Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 17:32

38. Droiddoes (unregistered)


Why would I? You mean less than nothing to me, I really don't give a f*ck about your cartoon life. The only time I even remember you exist is when I'm dorking around on PA while killing time at work.
It's cute you think you mean that much to me though.

posted on 19 Apr 2013, 17:37 2

39. darkkjedii (Posts: 22058; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)


Awww man... What a bummer, and here I was thinking you'd give Troll, and I a treat. Well...can't blame a guy for trying, anyway have a good rest of your day at work. Don't do too much cartooning. Bye buddy... :D

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