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Thieves fill victim's Dropbox with "boring sex" footage shot with stolen Galaxy S3

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Having your cloud storage account filled with photos of the thief that sneakily stole your smartphone is a modern day novelty. Still, if there's anything more disgusting than having your precious handset taken away, that's having your Dropbox littered with amateur porn starring the thieving couple. But that's only from the victim's perspective. Apparently, the man and woman who stole NYC resident Victoria Brodsky's Galaxy S3, found their act of crime highly arousing.

Soon after the couple snitched Mrs. Brodsky's wallet and phone while she was strolling on the crowded Brighton Beach Ave, intimate photos of theirs started turning up in her Dropbox. Perhaps the two were so busy doing the ol' rumpy-pumpy and documenting themselves, that the phone's automatic synchronization and back-up feature didn't occur to them until a week into it. Thus, every naked pic and vid they took landed in poor Mrs. Brodsky's account the second it was made.

Alas, there isn't a camera app in the world (yet) that can make a mundane sex life look even mildly exciting. Mrs. Brodsky seems to share our sentiments - she thinks that "Sex looks very boring" in the thieves' household. So irritatingly ordinary, in fact, that we decided to abstain from posting the SFW photos here, because they would merely defile our website's delightful looks.

The NYC police, too, doesn't consider the couple's lethargic sex-antics anything special. Apparently, the officers told WPIX-TV that the footage doesn't incriminate the couple as thieves. And filming bad domestic porn isn't prosecutable, either.

Anyway, if you are that interested in those yawn-worthy selfies, pay the source link a visit. Don't worry, you won't have to enter any filthy websites.

source: NYC via CNET

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posted on 17 Jan 2014, 10:29

1. Diazene (Posts: 123; Member since: 01 May 2013)


so, they didn't get caught?

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 14:53

15. techaman (unregistered)


i had something slimier happen to me phone was taken from movies then got all the photos of the girl holding the phone in the mirror and family and friends house everything. justice sucks

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 10:47 10

2. PapaSmurf (Posts: 8300; Member since: 14 May 2012)


"Mrs. Brodsky seems to share our sentiments - she thinks that "Sex looks very boring" in the thieves' household."

This is the funniest thing I've read all day!

posted on 18 Jan 2014, 06:31

19. reckless562 (Posts: 772; Member since: 09 Sep 2013)


low key she probably doesnt like sex that much to begin with..... lol sad but true

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 10:59

3. terabyteRouser (Posts: 420; Member since: 18 Oct 2011)


Lol funny article

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:11 5

4. corporateJP (Posts: 1555; Member since: 28 Nov 2009)


So this is what Manny Pacquiao is up to now, smashing chubbies.

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:28 1

5. fanboy1974 (Posts: 1202; Member since: 12 Nov 2011)


Fat chicks need love too!

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 12:09 1

11. lyndon420 (Posts: 1741; Member since: 11 Jul 2012)


"Yeah...but they gotta pay"...(famous quagmire quote lol)

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 18:57 1

17. ePoch270 (Posts: 92; Member since: 26 Sep 2013)


Giggity Giggity..

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:43 3

6. Derekjeter (Posts: 240; Member since: 27 Oct 2011)


Fat chicks give better dome

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:45 1

8. JerryTime (Posts: 468; Member since: 09 Nov 2013)


Bwahahha. Balls of the week award goes too....

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:45

9. DontHateOnS60 (Posts: 852; Member since: 20 Apr 2009)


Too bad they're fat.

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:57 1

10. Extradite (banned) (Posts: 316; Member since: 30 Dec 2013)


And don't look sexy....

Buxom, voluptuous, size 12 is great, full figured women

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 12:17 2

13. EclipseGSX (Posts: 1587; Member since: 18 Oct 2011)


It's because they are hungry and pretend its a hotdog

posted on 18 Jan 2014, 06:32

20. reckless562 (Posts: 772; Member since: 09 Sep 2013)


Kuz theyre Hungry all the time!!! :D

damn u above me, u beat me to the hungry joke.... :(

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 11:44 2

7. DontHateOnS60 (Posts: 852; Member since: 20 Apr 2009)


Hope she got her phone back.

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 12:11 1

12. lyndon420 (Posts: 1741; Member since: 11 Jul 2012)


These pics should be posted all over the net lol. Somebody is bound to recognize them sooner or later... if they have any friends that is lol.

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 13:27 1

14. corporateJP (Posts: 1555; Member since: 28 Nov 2009)


Question is, though, how do we know that they are the thieves? What if they were sold the phone by the thief/thieves?

Mmmmmm....

posted on 17 Jan 2014, 14:55

16. techaman (unregistered)


proof of buying it. phone number is the same and sync

posted on 18 Jan 2014, 02:17

18. kabhijeet.16 (Posts: 636; Member since: 05 Dec 2012)


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

posted on 18 Jan 2014, 06:34

21. reckless562 (Posts: 772; Member since: 09 Sep 2013)


how do u find the pics? n the movie?? where are they, i cant find them

posted on 18 Jan 2014, 19:16 1

22. Jarnee (Posts: 9; Member since: 11 Jan 2014)


Settle down, buddy

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