T-Mobile ONEsie is a full body wearable that keeps your phone charged alll day
What will they think of next? T-Mobile has just announced the T-Mobile ONEsie with many capabilities. It is a full body tracker that measures your "vital signs, sleeping, waking, breathing, movement, body position and much, much more." It also gives your phone 4-bars no matter where you are. All you need to do to take advantage of this amazing product is to put your T-Mobile handset in your pocket and listen for the iconic T-Mobile ring tone. That tells you that your phone is ready to go. And the energy derived from the heat of your body will keep your handset powered up all day.
On the top of your ONEsie are the T-Mobile Hoodie Phones allowing you to listen to streaming music without annoying others. Nano-fiber technology woven into the ONEsie turns you into a human HotSpot. And later next year, the carrier plans on releasing OneDEV which will give developers new tools and APIs to help them build apps for the T-Mobile ONEsie.
T-Mobile says that one size fits all (unlike the S, M, L and XL data buckets offered by Verizon). And if it sounds too good to be true, that's because it isn't. True, that is. This is an early April Fool's Day Joke that has John Legere's fingerprints all over it.
Of course, T-Mobile ONE is the carrier's unlimited talk, text and high speed data plan that includes 720p HD streaming of video, 10GB of 4G LTE HotSpot connectivity, and no taxes or fees with auto pay.