Apple posts job listing for two new product security team members
posted by Alan F. / Sep 05, 2011, 10:25 AM
While not the definitive last word on the matter, some might find it more than a coincidence that Apple has just posted a job listing seeking two people to add to its product security team. The job entails overseeing the protection of Apple's unreleased products. The positions are based in Cupertino, but 30% of the time would require international and domestic travel. The job also calls for executing strategies designed by Apple's director of global security.
What are the odds that Apple would be looking to beef up its security team the same exact time that a rumor is spreading about a missing Apple iPhone 5 prototype? The job listing would seem to confirm the story and we would have to add that if the events that are alleged to have taken place this year are true, combined with the tawdry story that went down last year, Apple could really use at least the two more product security team members that they are seeking.
Oh, so Apple now has it's own dedicated security team. Resident Evil, anyone?
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 10:29 AM 5
Posts: 310; Member since: Jun 17, 2011
Thanks for the inspiration for a new avatar.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 12:09 PM 6
Umbrellapple Corporation. Now spreads the i-Virus. You can get infected just for 499$. A cure is also available. Just 2599$. The cure has 2% chance to work. You can increase the percentage for 99% per-percent. Injection requires you to have the Umprellapple proprietary connection port on your skull for direct access to your brain. Umbrellapple. We got you covered (in sh!t).
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 1:09 PM 0
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or, this could be to REPLACE those 2 apple security officers that PRETENDED to be police and ILLEGALLY SEARCHED that guys home. Impersonating a police officer is a federal offence.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 10:37 AM 3
Nah, ramixfa. These were the Elite Apple Corp. servicemen. Part of the secret Tim Cook personal bodyguard retinue. Their purpose is to safeguard him with their lives. And to execute heretics AKA Android users. They were sent to the thief's house to map the territory, in order for them to storm the place with iMachineguns at night. Of course should any of this become public - Tim Cook will deny any knowledge of the operation.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 10:44 AM 2
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Funny how andrones accuse Apple of all these crimes, but Apple never gets prosecuted. No matter how bad you want android to be better it won't be.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 12:52 PM 0
lol 40% vs 28%. Always keep these numbers in what's left of your brain, taco. 40%. 28%. That's 12% more. And Apple gets prosecuted right here right on this very site - and in the minds of thousands of people. It is this kind of prosecution that counts - not some stupid ridiculous ban of a product by a judge in Germany.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 12:55 PM 2
But Android is the one which is rising. Apple's the one which will begin to fall after the iJoke 5.
In the meantime - more than half of the smartphones in the entire world - run Android.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 1:48 PM 1
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Great job google on giving away more free copies of your sw than Apple can sell. Do you hear yourself? Apple is getting prosecuted by fanboys on PA and that's more important than an official court in Germany BANNING a Samsung product? No one cares about what the same ten fanboys are posting on PA. PS in before whining I know the ban is temporary.
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 3:11 PM 0
if they give me money and travel expenses , i would join them , hell free iphone and ipad will make me throw my current phone cuz i aint any-stupid-operating system-fan boy , pick me apple , do all the thumbs down you guys can , btw apple do you accept 20's guy
posted on Sep 05, 2011, 2:39 PM 0
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