Pornhub's Wankband satisfies you and your gadget

Pornhub's Wankband satisfies you and your gadget
Pornhub has come up with an amazing invention that helps you recharge your mobile devices by using energy you generate by taking matters into your own hands. Called the Wankband (this is no joke), the wearable device captures the kinetic energy created when you indulge in a little self-love. The Wankband is worn on the wrist and a small ball inside it goes up and down a tube.

Once you have completed your task, you plug a USB cable into the Wankband and plug the other end into your mobile device. Instead of feeling guilty about spilling seed, you have actually created environmentally friendly energy that won't raise your power bill. Think about how many devices you might be able to recharge with the Wankband.

As Porn Hub said, the power is in your hand. Right now, the device is in what Pornhub calls "beata" testing, but you know what they really mean. However, they really are looking for men (and women) to test the Wankband. If you have what it takes, click on the sourcelink and leave your email address. Charging up your smartphone was never so much fun.



source: Pornhub via AdWeek, Engadget

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37 Comments

1. Jimrod

Posts: 1605; Member since: Sep 22, 2014

I can't see this catching on...

21. ankitp

Posts: 138; Member since: Feb 19, 2013

shake it off shake it off ..lol

33. engineer-1701d unregistered

are you crazy the kinetic flashlight did and the workout arm thing that hard every man crying laughing you dont have to use it just beating off you can use it while working manual lifting real man work or at the gym. boxing, jogging

2. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

You guys made this **** up...

27. DevilsAdvocate

Posts: 47; Member since: Jun 28, 2014

haha...but the "taking matters into your own hands" made me laugh!

3. Rain017

Posts: 61; Member since: Jul 11, 2014

i want to save mother earth!!! maybe i need that Lol!!

4. xuerantiger

Posts: 53; Member since: Mar 02, 2012

wow just wow

5. Chuck007

Posts: 1409; Member since: Mar 02, 2014

Thanks but I'd pass. My wankpad will only charge an IP68 certified device I am afraid if you get my drift.

6. Penny

Posts: 1844; Member since: Feb 04, 2011

Lol I wonder who will actually have the balls to buy this. Sad as it is, I know I could generate a lot of electricity. But I'll never do it; that's supposed to be my unproductive time.

7. GreekGeek

Posts: 1276; Member since: Mar 22, 2014

What's next...Battery powered An#l Beads?

8. GreekGeek

Posts: 1276; Member since: Mar 22, 2014

An excellent product for lonely guys who can't talk to girls!

26. MrKoles

Posts: 368; Member since: Jan 20, 2013

Rubbish! Dont you know everyone is doing it?

9. bugsbunny00

Posts: 2251; Member since: Jun 07, 2013

cool,..can now wank off on s6 for 10 min and good to go for 4 hrs...yay.

10. Joulukas

Posts: 101; Member since: Jun 05, 2013

Is it wrong to use "Wankband" to charge my vibrator?

34. engineer-1701d unregistered

computer gamers can wank and charge controller. o hold on guys i gotta charge my controller ill just be a sec.

11. sram145

Posts: 127; Member since: Dec 18, 2014

Yay.. no need to buy power bank now :P

25. dimas

Posts: 3235; Member since: Jul 22, 2014

But you have to buy more food for getting hungry.

12. arch_angel

Posts: 1651; Member since: Feb 20, 2015

hell nah bruh i just lol so hard

15. PapaSmurf

Posts: 10457; Member since: May 14, 2012

This s--t is dumb af lol.

13. vuyonc

Posts: 1088; Member since: Feb 24, 2014

Lol I remember when my friend showed me the video from Pornhub's YouTube channel. I broke a few ribs from laughter but seriously it's an interesting idea nonetheless.

14. drunkenjay

Posts: 1624; Member since: Feb 11, 2013

what the f* did i just read.

16. techloverNYC

Posts: 601; Member since: Nov 20, 2012

I don't see the point to this. I mean most of the time when we guys carry out self love, we perform it in a safe environment w/o outside bothers. Whats the point if I can just charge my phone while whacking it?

17. Joulukas

Posts: 101; Member since: Jun 05, 2013

Well, havent you found yourself alone with no wall sockets anywhere and a need for little "release", but your battery is at 3%. So your options are to either get lucky and find right porn 10 sec in to browsing or just satisfy with random act of nudity or postpone the "un-godly"(jesus says its a sin :P) pleasure (like that is an option). Theres help in that little band on the way! (cant say for sure, since dont know - can you charge ur phone while engaging solo love!)

19. Penny

Posts: 1844; Member since: Feb 04, 2011

I feel like you'd run into some logistical problems if you tried to actually charge your phone WHILE generating electricity. That wire would be annoying, and who knows how long that wire even is? Maybe it's short and you'd be putting your phone in harms way.

18. Penny

Posts: 1844; Member since: Feb 04, 2011

You know what would be smarter is if it only worked while you were watching PornHub. See PornHub, there you go; that's a freebie.

20. kaikuheadhunterz

Posts: 1157; Member since: Jul 18, 2013

Saving the world, one wank at a time

22. RebelwithoutaClue

Posts: 5473; Member since: Apr 05, 2013

Cool, with this device I can provide my home with enough power... ;)

23. oddmanout

Posts: 443; Member since: May 22, 2009

i feel nasty

24. dimas

Posts: 3235; Member since: Jul 22, 2014

Will it still generate energy even if I just wave my hand or when I'm cleaning the house? Although I agree that wanking does squirt more power.

28. xtroid2k

Posts: 601; Member since: Jan 11, 2010

The proof is in the pudding as they say. Well im looking forward to giving this a try. My girl always said she wanted to try new things5

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