Android Phone Name Generator might be better at Android names than some phone makers

Android Phone Name Generator might be better at Android names than some phone makers
Look, we’re not complaining that Android phones don’t have inventive names. Some of them are pretty short and easy to remember. Others - not so. In either case, with so many of them out there, the Optimal-Galactic-Epic naming trend is starting to really show. And as those romantically named devices get their sequels the situation really just gets out of hand. Just take a look at the Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus, Samsung Epic 4G Touch, T-Mobile myTouch 4G... 

Now, imagine the future a couple of years ahead. Is it possible that we end up with something like:

Motorola Legend Optimus G1 E Prime,
Sony Ericsson Infuse Black 4G G1 Z,
Sony Ericsson Defy Epic II 4G+ S,
Motorola Rezound Vibrant V 3D G1.

The names are scarily realistic and hilarious. Hit the source link below to get your own selection of absurd Android titles that might one day become your smartphone.


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24 Comments

1. chargeon

Posts: 4; Member since: Dec 06, 2011

FIRST!!! CHARGEON FTW!!!

3. Adianshadows

Posts: 66; Member since: Nov 22, 2011

you gey bra?

5. hepresearch unregistered

Congratulations... you win! Your user name will now be tacked onto the listing display for this discussion in the archives. Your lack of a thoughtful comment here will be preserved for everyone else to laugh at for the rest of human existence...

15. EclipseGSX

Posts: 1770; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

are you like some kind of pokemon?

16. hepresearch unregistered

apparently a fast one... fast enough to claim FIRST, but not quite fast enough to think of something useful to say before hitting the POST button...

18. downphoenix

Posts: 3165; Member since: Jun 19, 2010

maybe he was just real proud of his *** pride and had to make a post about it asap so his *** pride avatar would be there for all to see.

22. hepresearch unregistered

I could care less about the orientation of anybody here... their business, not mine. If they want to have an avatar that shouts it to the world, that is none of my business either as long as I am not being told that I can not have an avatar that also represents something I like to share (such as... my faith, my culture, my political affiliation, whatever...), and as long as it is not something that is hateful. What would really upset me is if someone is told that they can not have a reasonable avatar of their choosing, while someone else gets to have an equally reasonable avatar that shows some other equivalent aspect of themselves. Case-in-point: at another forum (not for mobile tech... actually it was a forum for Mazda owners), a fellow user had an avatar with a symbol from their religion... I had nothing against that myself, and it gave me an idea... after complimenting that dude on his avatar selection, I selected my own avatar from the symbolism of my own faith. You guessed it... mine was taken down because it was considered to be offensive, controversial, and threatening. I went along with it and did not complain for long, so I eventually picked the avatar I use today, but it still let me know where I stood.

2. abdane

Posts: 507; Member since: Oct 07, 2011

that wont happen ! ;)

23. ledbetterp3

Posts: 467; Member since: Aug 31, 2011

You won't happen...

4. kshell1

Posts: 1143; Member since: Oct 05, 2011

Sony Ericsson Nexus Black is what i got

24. ledbetterp3

Posts: 467; Member since: Aug 31, 2011

HTC Droid Touch 4G G2

6. kshell1

Posts: 1143; Member since: Oct 05, 2011

Samsung Droid Epic II X Pro

7. hepresearch unregistered

LG Mesmerize Black XT Pro 3D... HTC Defy Vivid Prime... Motorola DROID Incredible 2... ??? Whoops! Aside from switching the OEM, somebody failed to scramble that one enough...

8. SlimSoulja86

Posts: 660; Member since: Nov 03, 2011

And the purpose of this article was? [somebody clarify it for me please]. Don't get me wrong but aren't those just codenames? (i9100 is knows as Galaxy S2), I doubt if it'll get to that point where you have something like Sony Ericsson Droid Incredible One G2 4G, we would have been there already if the names were heading that direction. More like Samsung Galaxy tab 7.0 Plus2, then Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus3, I doubt if it'll be Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.0 Plus Galactic Universe 4G S. While iPhone names are as boring as hell, iPhone 5, iPhone 5S, iPhone 6, iPhone 6S...... iPhone 100, iPhone 100S.... year 3011 AD, iPhone 1289, iPhone 1289S, ZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz, LOL

11. Appoid

Posts: 13; Member since: Aug 08, 2011

This was hilarious, Samsung Optimal Primal BLack or maybe GReen XT Pro Galactic Universal Cosmos

9. terabyteRouser

Posts: 457; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

Lame...

10. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

The Samsung Galactic Universal Prime S2 Galaxy S 4G

12. hepresearch unregistered

haha... love it! Galactic and Galaxy in the same name... Universal and Galactic in the same name... S2 and S in the same name... and tack a 4G on the end of it... wonderfully silly!

13. andro.

Posts: 1999; Member since: Sep 16, 2011

samsung iphone crusher pro 2

17. SlimSoulja86

Posts: 660; Member since: Nov 03, 2011

Hehehehehe! LOL.

14. mad5870

Posts: 60; Member since: Nov 21, 2011

I got Samsung Legend Touch 4G

19. deathdvc

Posts: 9; Member since: Aug 29, 2011

Motorola Motivate Optimus Plus G2 G1

20. osanilevich

Posts: 287; Member since: Sep 29, 2009

Samsung Amaze vivid slide plus 4G II

21. Scuba_Steve

Posts: 79; Member since: Oct 16, 2011

Haha this was pretty awesome. Gotta love these articles that are just for fun :)

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