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Barack Obama, the Mexican gulf oil spill and the scary truth about the iPhone

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Barack Obama, the Mexican gulf oil spill and the scary truth about the iPhone
If you thought the headline is just SEO mumbo jumbo, you’re partly right. That is if you haven’t watched this revealing video showing the scary origin of one of the most wanted gizmos in the world - the Apple iPhone. The history of the mythical device dates back to centuries past when Jacques-Yves Cousteau was reportedly the first to discover the iPhone.

In a surprising twist of events, Steve Jobs uncovers the hidden truth about the device to only exploit it in a way you wouldn’t have thought possible. We won’t spoil it any more, the video below goes at great lengths explaining every detail and even calling to action - the only downside is that we’d have to make do with a subtitled version as it’s all in Russian, but your four minutes or so of reading would enlighten you in the most hilarious way possible. Don’t hesitate to also share your own view on the matter if you find the guys from My Duck’s Vision have missed something!

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posted on 23 Aug 2011, 07:24

1. woot! (unregistered)


DID HE DIED ?

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 07:24 2

2. HiTz (unregistered)


This is so hillarious.......i m sure that in few days a video will leak out saying Steve Jobs is an Alien........:P

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 13:48

25. xenover (Posts: 172; Member since: 27 May 2011)


I didn't get that it was fake until they mentioned finding phones underwater :D

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 07:27 2

3. bsbokc (Posts: 7; Member since: 16 Aug 2011)


I always knew they were crazy in Russia

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 13:15 1

24. NeXoS (Posts: 278; Member since: 03 May 2011)


Yea, no kidding, thank Allah they didn't win the cold war.

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 07:47

4. XiphiasGladius (Posts: 801; Member since: 21 Aug 2011)


Lol Crazy indeed. . .

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 07:59 10

5. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4015; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


Hey this is the most informative news clip I have ever seen. This proves Apple & most notably Shepherd Steve Jobs is EVIL. I am glad I was never converted into an iSheep. There was a time I almost strayed into the dark side, but my good friend Yoda kept warning me. He always said BEWARE OF THE DARK SIDE! lol

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:39 2

11. iKingTrust (banned) (Posts: 716; Member since: 27 Jul 2011)


its funny how you hate Apple so much but you are always in the Apple articles. lol. you a funny guy. you can come out the closet now, everyone on this site now knows you really love Apple

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:52 4

12. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4015; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


Hey I got 50 shares of Apple stock, you are so right I love Apple! lol

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 10:28 2

16. iKingTrust (banned) (Posts: 716; Member since: 27 Jul 2011)


lol. Too funny. i have a nice piece off apple too. i guess you can say the made i Rotten rich. lol

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 10:37 2

17. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4015; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


lol That is funny! iRotten rich! lol

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 09:11 1

14. ilia1986 (unregistered)


Hey I got an iPhone 4! and I hope that Apple BURNS DOWN TO ITS ROTTEN iCORE.

They should make a T-Shirt out of it:

"I bought an iPhone 4, and hoped for Widgets in iOS5, but all I got was this Magical and Revolutionary T-shirt."

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 10:42 1

18. darth8ball (Posts: 519; Member since: 02 Aug 2011)


While my monniker is Darth8ball, and yes I am a Sith Lord, even Adolph Jobs is too evil for me to want to play with. The Dark Side is nothing compared to the world of Apple.

posted on 24 Aug 2011, 07:59 1

28. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4015; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


darth8ball that is hardcore, BUT true! lol

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:03 1

6. Ash22 (unregistered)


:D hahahha Steve Jobs...... u cant hide de truth forever :P

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:04 5

7. remixfa (Posts: 13903; Member since: 19 Dec 2008)


wow.. lol. so, the aliens left their old junk behind when they upgraded to a new OS (probably android lol) and steve jobs is selling it as over priced 2nd hand trash. wow, confirms everything I ever thought.

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:13 1

8. SuperAndroidEvo (Posts: 4015; Member since: 15 Apr 2011)


LMAO!

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:59 3

13. corps1089 (Posts: 492; Member since: 20 Jan 2010)


I think that xenoanthropology will show that it was not a new OS version that caused the mass alien tech graveyards; but mass rejection when the aliens manufacturers gained total marketshare and ran out of other people's IP to patent and then sue for infringement against.

Once that happened, the alien manufacturer had no choice but to turn and sue thier own customers [litererally evertyone]: claiming that while courts had decided you own the hardware when you purchase it, the use of the OS on the hardware constitutes infringement unlese you individualy license it from the manufacturer. Family and shared data plans died off, sideloading of apps was ruled Grand Larceny in "œ§╒ versus Mars Prime", and when saying the word Apps cost $5: the Milky Way community rose en mass, went "no Tech" for a week and subsequently died off.

The only remnant of the race was the CEO of Mars Prime. His gene modification therapy to combine his alien DNA with human DNA is now reversing; causing him to become emaciated and spend much time in hospitals; away from the helm spotlight his highly valued company comands...

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 19:01

26. thekai12 (Posts: 25; Member since: 07 Dec 2010)


yor problbly right because when im gonna come wth my own designded htc phone android
would kill apple
ones for good

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:26

9. Scooby (unregistered)


What happened to the old t-mobile girl? Not down with the new one.

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 11:05

20. Jeromeo (Posts: 135; Member since: 11 Jan 2010)


The old one was Catherine Z Jones (it won't let me type Zeta following Catherine--try posting a comment with those words in that order if you don't believe me), a well-known, beautiful, Welsch actress who signed a multi-million dollar advertising deal. The new girl is just a cute, struggling actress from LA.
I don't care if it's the President of the USA, a bum off the street, or any actor from any country in the world; I care about pricing plans for the money.

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 08:36 1

10. Sniggly (Posts: 7000; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


It would have been better if there was an English version if only because the need to read the subtitles meant I couldn't keep my eyes on the images. Funny concept though. Does this mean we may get a rewritten version of Red Storm Rising, maybe reversed so the terrorists blow up the American iPhone fields, forcing us to start World War 3 with Russia for their untapped iPhone deposits? :p

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 09:49

15. desterno (unregistered)


lol,that could be the perfect publicity for the next iphone

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 10:59 1

19. Jeromeo (Posts: 135; Member since: 11 Jan 2010)


I have a friend with a severe learning disability.
She would be appalled by comments suggesting that this video is 'retarded'.
Because she's not impaired enough to create a video like this one...

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 11:24 1

21. Sniggly (Posts: 7000; Member since: 05 Dec 2009)


Well, someone has less of a sense of humor than they think they do. :)

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 12:10

22. Mars (unregistered)


Pretty sure this came out first...http://ronaldrenwick.com/2011/how-iphones-work-and-what-jailbreak-really-is/

posted on 23 Aug 2011, 12:33

23. shafboy (Posts: 179; Member since: 26 Sep 2010)


Hmm.. Wonder what Alienware are doing...

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