Nokia UK offers up a tip on how to “Excel” between the sheets



You come home from a hard day’s work and it looks like it is going to turn out to be an exciting night. For the fellas that end up taking a knee to “pop the question,” they’re in for more than just some excitement.

In addition to the time you will be spending learning the adage of “happy wife, happy life,” there is a lot of planning to be done. So when Nokia suggests that the Lumia 1520 can be a tool to help you plan things out, it might be a good idea to take things to heart.

The Lumia 1520 has a stellar camera, and its large, 6-inch full-HD display lends itself to being quite handy while your bride-to-be builds a spreadsheet matrix of lists in preparation for the big day. It helps the Office is built in with Windows Phone anyway, and OneCloud means she can track your progress in completing her “honey-do” items from anywhere.

Will any of this help you “excel in bed” as Nokia UK claims in this newest ad? We are simply not going there.

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7 Comments

1. Hammerfest

Posts: 384; Member since: May 12, 2012

brain cells.... I seem to have lost quite a few of them

2. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

Seems like things like relationships and marraiges worked just fine before the smartphone. Many would say they even worked BETTER before the smartphone. "Microsoft Mobile, pretending to make your life better, so we can steal more data from you."

3. SemperFiV12

Posts: 949; Member since: Nov 09, 2010

Lol. Ok.

4. SemperFiV12

Posts: 949; Member since: Nov 09, 2010

These new "adverts" coming from the UK are quite - as the Brits would say - "cheeky".

5. Neo_Huang

Posts: 1067; Member since: Dec 06, 2013

Oh, I thought it was referring to Microsoft Office Excel and Sheets.

6. SeanContra

Posts: 82; Member since: Mar 24, 2014

Okay, I don't even.... What?

7. Brewski

Posts: 671; Member since: Jun 05, 2012

I guess I'm a little confused. Is it 'NAHkia' or 'NOHkia'?

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