Humor: The "must have" Apple Watch accessories, paint, clocks, even spare limbs

A few days ago, ABC News broadcast a number of segments about a top secret Apple fitness lab, where the company tests various heath factors of people as a part of the development of the new Apple Watch.

Not only did Apple employees participate in assisting Cupertino in amassing these heath statistics, nearly all of them did so without actually knowing why they were doing it. This same facility tested the Apple Watch under a variety of environmental conditions as well.

If you saw the ABC New segment, then the most telling item you saw the lab rats wearing was this pronounced blue mask that was designed to gather detailed information about how hard someone was actually breathing during various types of activities. If you have not seen it, then an edited report is below.

The secret lab has been in operation for at least two years, and besides those funky blue masks, it may be the gene pool for all manner of accessories that prove to be less useful than others we have seen. We have the “Creepy Mask,” a new “Wall Clock,” a Game of Thrones “Night’s Watch,” even an artificial limb to keep your health statistics current.

Given all the crazy things you can get for the iPhone, from Back to the Future themed cases, to weird cockroach looking cases, it is a sure bet that we may yet see equally outlandish accessories for the Apple Watch. What kind of weird stuff do you think we will see for Apple's new gadget?

source: The Joy of Tech and ABC News



1. Neo_Huang

Posts: 1067; Member since: Dec 06, 2013

Apple would still sell that fake iWatch for $34.90.

2. mrej201

Posts: 226; Member since: Feb 04, 2015

this is why apple get a freebee in tv show

3. engineer-1701d unregistered

this is suck bs apple worked 2 years on this hahahahha bs just bs anyone that walked outside could tell you your body burns/works more in the cold, this company is so full of sht that people believe it. i had the girl ask me today at starbucks is that the apple watch and am like what hell no i would never own that sht, its and gear live. made sure all the apple girls around me could hear what i was saying

4. seven7dust unregistered

anyone who pinch to zooming on a tiny watch screen and suffering with ugly lagfest called tizen ,shouldn't be criticizing Apple watch with a straight face. sure the Apple watch is somewhat gimmicky till we see apps/Homekit but your using Tizen , I'll say it again Korean software Tizen. hahahha atleast Moto 360 users can say something but tizen, LOL. give me a break.

5. j2001m

Posts: 3061; Member since: Apr 28, 2014

You have no idea what you are on about, also he is not using tizen but the same os as the Moro 360, so get with it

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