Here's one surefire way to keep your AirPods from falling out, if you are fly

If you are one of the cool kids who rock ear piercings, but the intricate crevices of your auricle can't keep an AirPod in it if your life depended on that, then there is a very simple solution staring you straight in the face. 

Just place flesh tunnels in the lobe piercings, and stick the end of the AirPods there, how brilliant is that idea of this everyday genius here.



1. FlySheikh

Posts: 444; Member since: Oct 02, 2015

Hahaha ....

2. Plasticsh1t

Posts: 3109; Member since: Sep 01, 2014

His sheep level is over 9000.

3. mahima

Posts: 743; Member since: Nov 20, 2014

removal of 3.5mm

12. shimanto1123

Posts: 105; Member since: Nov 20, 2014

resulted in two 4mm radius holes ....


Posts: 654; Member since: Jun 28, 2014

resulted in the user being DP'ed (double penetrated), just as Tim Cook envisioned...

4. ibend

Posts: 6747; Member since: Sep 30, 2014

nope, that airpods isnt even sit correctly.. this method would work if it used with common circular rubber earbuds, but wont word with airpods shape

18. Zack_2014

Posts: 677; Member since: Mar 25, 2014

Your sentence just gave me cancer :O

5. BradyCrack

Posts: 835; Member since: Dec 29, 2015

Honestly, the idea that you're going to lose these AirPods are ridiculous IMO. Can people not take care of their own things anymore? The things are either going to be in your ear or in it's case, so you shouldn't be misplacing them.

6. Feanor

Posts: 1415; Member since: Jun 20, 2012

Hahaha, why would you want wireless earphones if you're afraid of losing them?

8. Tizo101

Posts: 597; Member since: Jun 05, 2015

I don't think it's about loosing (misplacing) them but this looks at the fact that they will definitely fall from people's ears... they look just like the wired then they are a dumb product from Apple not forgetting that you pay so much for them.

26. marorun

Posts: 5029; Member since: Mar 30, 2015

ofcourse apple dont forget they will milk you when you loose one and milk you as well when they break up because they use cheap part.

7. iushnt

Posts: 3145; Member since: Feb 06, 2013

Since u lose 3.5mm jack from the latest iPhones, you have to pierce both your ears bigger than 3.5 mm.

9. Sidewinder

Posts: 515; Member since: Jan 15, 2015

This wouldn't be an issue if they included a optional ear hook in the box.. Not all ears are the same so apple's motto of one size fits all is kind of a dumb move.

14. sissy246

Posts: 7129; Member since: Mar 04, 2015

They did put them in the box because then they couldn't charge $29.99 for them.

10. Kumar123 unregistered

This is one of the worst Apple products ever.

15. sissy246

Posts: 7129; Member since: Mar 04, 2015

Kind of The worst was that stupid book.

11. darkkjedii

Posts: 31533; Member since: Feb 05, 2011

Apples next Newton, or Mobile Me.

23. VZWuser76

Posts: 4974; Member since: Mar 04, 2010

I'm surprised no one else got that reference. Maybe we're too old. ;-)


Posts: 2817; Member since: Oct 03, 2012

Airpods should get flop of the year award!

17. libra89

Posts: 2312; Member since: Apr 15, 2016


19. ebilcake

Posts: 1231; Member since: Jul 16, 2016

Good idea, if a little disgusting, until somebody tries to rob you and things get real messy.

20. steodoreben

Posts: 379; Member since: Sep 26, 2013

Having a wireless bluetooth earphones, regardless of an audiophile, aren't that bad. But the ugly designed overpriced accessory that Apple are selling is so unjust.

21. jeroome86

Posts: 2314; Member since: Apr 12, 2012

I'm no audiophile either. Gotta couple wireless from Amazon work just fine. I've seen the Beats by Dre stop working after 2 months. Won't spend that kind of money on these things.

25. MrElectrifyer

Posts: 3960; Member since: Oct 21, 2014

Even iSheep know all those presstitute talks of them "never falling out" are BS, so they contour even more and do stupid sh*t like this to fix it...

28. Sammy_DEVIL737

Posts: 1529; Member since: Nov 28, 2016

He just created 3..5 mm jack in his

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