Comic shows what a $600,000 cup of coffee with Tim Cook would be like
posted by Alan F. / May 03, 2013, 5:25 PM
If you were to win the auction, what kind of conversation would you have with Cook? Would you ask him to pass the Sweet and Low? Would you slap him on the back and ask him how he feels Don Mattingly has done as Manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers?
A new comic shows off one view on how the cup of coffee with Tim Cook would go.
source: JoyofTech via AllThingsD
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I'd rather have coffee with Bill Gates or Warren Buffett
posted on May 03, 2013, 5:59 PM 26
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I'd rather keep my $600,000 and have a cup of coffee by myself.
posted on May 04, 2013, 12:15 AM 24
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Joyoftech even knows how this is supposed to end...unlike some people here who thinks otherwise.
posted on May 03, 2013, 6:03 PM 2
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" I am not rich and kind enough to donate some bucks to the handicapped. They look a little creepy and dont buy our products. But thanks to you, Apple somehow contributes a helping hand to the community and..." riiinnng..... riiinnng." Oh. May i be excused? I must answer this call about $17b to shareholders. Its been great talking to you. C u."
posted on May 03, 2013, 6:07 PM 3
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Here's what I would do. I would kidnap Cook, force him to order Apple to open up iOS, end all the bulls**t lawsuits against everyone, make him get Apple to apologize for being d**ks, dress him up in nothing but a bunny tail and ears and make him break into Ballmer's house and punch him in the face, and finally ransom him out for 1.05 billion dollars. Best 600,000 ever spent. And yes, for all of you without funny bones, this was all a joke.
posted on May 03, 2013, 7:07 PM 5
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He's not worth to have a coffe with™
posted on May 04, 2013, 8:30 AM 3
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The point is the charity and you getting a chance to meet TIm Cook so that he can say Thank You. It's nice when you get a very formal Thank You for donations, especially if you are fortunate enough to make a lot of money to give to the more needy.
posted on May 04, 2013, 2:45 PM 0
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