Comic shows what a $600,000 cup of coffee with Tim Cook would be like

Comic shows what a $600,000 cup of coffee with Tim Cook would be like
With the highest bid for coffee with Tim Cook at $600,000, anyone looking to top it must bid at least $605,000 before the auction ends on May 14th. The auction is being held to support the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights, and the winner gets to sit down and have a cup of java with the CEO of Apple.

If you were to win the auction, what kind of conversation would you have with Cook? Would you ask him to pass the Sweet and Low? Would you slap him on the back and ask him how he feels Don Mattingly has done as Manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers?

A new comic shows off one view on how the cup of coffee with Tim Cook would go.

source: JoyofTech via AllThingsD



1. pookiewood

Posts: 631; Member since: Mar 05, 2012

I'd rather have coffee with Bill Gates or Warren Buffett

8. omar300

Posts: 210; Member since: Jun 24, 2012

i dont see any reason why this comment should get any dislikes. he is a true pioneer to pushing world towards technology. everyone in their life have used windows/office/hotmail.

9. xperiaDROID

Posts: 5629; Member since: Mar 08, 2013

I'd rather have coffee with Steve Wozniak or Stephen Elop. Not Tim Cook.

11. Nikolas.Oliver

Posts: 1574; Member since: Jul 01, 2012

I'd rather have a cup of coffee with larry page or eric scmidt

12. sharks

Posts: 236; Member since: Feb 16, 2013

I'd rather keep my $600,000 and have a cup of coffee by myself.

15. rgxVOiD

Posts: 440; Member since: Aug 30, 2012

I like your style

23. jinxed

Posts: 107; Member since: Jan 10, 2013

call me over sumtym..if ur lookin 4 sum1 to manange ur 600000 :p ;)

17. gmracer1

Posts: 646; Member since: Dec 28, 2012

I'd rather have coffee with Robert Downey Jr. :D

2. Nathan_ingx

Posts: 4769; Member since: Mar 07, 2012

Joyoftech even knows how this is supposed to end...unlike some people here who thinks otherwise.

14. Droid_X_Doug

Posts: 5993; Member since: Dec 22, 2010

We should all thank Joyoftech for saving us at least $600,000. Coffee with Tim Cook just doesn't seem like a way I would want to drop 600 large.

3. dangchitrung

Posts: 89; Member since: Apr 04, 2012

" I am not rich and kind enough to donate some bucks to the handicapped. They look a little creepy and dont buy our products. But thanks to you, Apple somehow contributes a helping hand to the community and..." riiinnng..... riiinnng." Oh. May i be excused? I must answer this call about $17b to shareholders. Its been great talking to you. C u."

4. InspectorGadget80 unregistered

so this cup have a Apple logo which makes it cost that much?

5. Reverence

Posts: 224; Member since: Jul 16, 2012

its better to visit Steve Jobs' grave then to have coffee with Tim Cook

6. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Here's what I would do. I would kidnap Cook, force him to order Apple to open up iOS, end all the bulls**t lawsuits against everyone, make him get Apple to apologize for being d**ks, dress him up in nothing but a bunny tail and ears and make him break into Ballmer's house and punch him in the face, and finally ransom him out for 1.05 billion dollars. Best 600,000 ever spent. And yes, for all of you without funny bones, this was all a joke.

7. lovefist unregistered

Wish fairy godmother would approve this (¯▼¯) punch baldmer ftw!

10. RaKithAPeiRiZ

Posts: 1488; Member since: Dec 29, 2011

for that money you can buy a supercar and give a cup of coffee to a entire town

13. app_droid_soft

Posts: 42; Member since: Sep 09, 2012

i would ask him to make me the CEO of Apple


Posts: 4851; Member since: Apr 13, 2012

He's not worth to have a coffe with™

18. gmracer1

Posts: 646; Member since: Dec 28, 2012

I'd throw my coffee on him xD

21. neurobiologist

Posts: 89; Member since: Nov 07, 2012

Best spending of that amount of money

20. InspectorGadget80 unregistered

you're right he's not.

19. KFear

Posts: 170; Member since: Feb 06, 2012

The point is the charity and you getting a chance to meet TIm Cook so that he can say Thank You. It's nice when you get a very formal Thank You for donations, especially if you are fortunate enough to make a lot of money to give to the more needy.

22. sarb009

Posts: 322; Member since: Jun 15, 2011

Why the f**k he himself doesn't donate such an amount despite having billions ?

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