Man marries his Apple iPhone in Las Vegas



Aaron Chervenak is one of the many grooms who has experienced a quickie wedding in Las Vegas. On May 20th, at the Little Las Vegas Chapel, Chervenak was married to the love of his life, his Apple iPhone. Chapel owner Michael Kelly said, "At first it was like what? And then I was like... Alright let’s do it. We don't really have many people that marry inanimate objects."

Kelly pointed out that Chervenak was merely sending a message to society. We go to sleep and wake up with our smartphone in bed with us. We are with our handset 24 hours a day, and it is the first thing we look at in the morning. Doesn't that sound like a marriage?

The wedding is obviously not recognized by the State of Nevada. We do not know if the blushing bride took its husband's name (Apple iChervenak) and there is no word on where the pair spent their honeymoon. Chervenak didn't mention anything about children, but we wouldn't be surprised to see some Apple iPod nano units in the family's future.


We wonder if the bride is the jealous type. Her husband might develop a roving eye come September when a younger, sexier model will be available. You can check out the actual ceremony by clicking on the video at the top of this story.

source: KTNV via BGR

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102 Comments

1. nadavcool543

Posts: 27; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

Perfect! So now he can switch his wife every 2 years.

33. NoToFanboys

Posts: 3231; Member since: Oct 03, 2015

That man maybe Mxyzptlk, very very likely, no? If it was an S7, I would think it was TechieXp

89. TechieXP1969

Posts: 14967; Member since: Sep 25, 2013

I don't have an S7. But I get what you're trying to claim. This video just is the ultimate of how stupid iPhone fans are...lol. I dont use my phone to put me to sleep, or vent anger or find solace. This guy is a freak, like most people who get married in Vegas. HAH! Apple fans are equally as stupid as this guy.

34. rick_mobile

Posts: 358; Member since: Dec 13, 2010

At least he'll now be able to 'bend' over something.

48. Kumar123 unregistered

LOL, that's a good one.

65. BullDozer

Posts: 155; Member since: Dec 18, 2015

Yeah. But switching makes no difference.

2. tedkord

Posts: 17356; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, take an ugly phone and make it your wife.

19. Mxyzptlk unregistered

He didn't marry a galaxy bloat 5.

21. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

What do you call those fat ass bezels on the iPhone? Love handles?

23. kiko007

Posts: 7493; Member since: Feb 17, 2016

You guys, in the words of Mike Epps: "Fat bitches need love to Craig!!!"

30. NoToFanboys

Posts: 3231; Member since: Oct 03, 2015

Hey, don't interrupt those two sad trolls, I need some entertainment.

31. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

Glad to be of service.

75. Mxyzptlk unregistered

You need to get laid.

80. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

....Umm, are you propositioning NoToFanBoys? I hope not, your iPhone will get jealous.

85. Mxyzptlk unregistered

Same thing applies to you as well, loser.

86. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

LOL, so you're just flirting with everyone today then? You are really desperate.

98. NoToFanboys

Posts: 3231; Member since: Oct 03, 2015

LOL, what are you? a 12-year old CoD player?

52. catze86

Posts: 731; Member since: Dec 07, 2015

It just an oversized forehead and overabused ass

63. IT-Engineer

Posts: 543; Member since: Feb 26, 2015

Haha. U made my day! +1

76. Mxyzptlk unregistered

Bloat + TouchWiz = the point, which went way over your head. #Woosh

79. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

... LOL, I'm sorry, but the point that I made was that you're a joke and everyone reading my posts seem to agree with me.

84. Mxyzptlk unregistered

The only thing that's a joke is your sex life.

87. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

... Says the guy who married his iPhone. lol

92. TechieXP1969

Posts: 14967; Member since: Sep 25, 2013

But you can hide TouchWiz, because its software. You can hide oversize bezels. Not even with a case!

32. Podrick

Posts: 1285; Member since: Aug 19, 2015

Seeing how butthurt your post is, you're probably that guy himself lol.

77. Mxyzptlk unregistered

You're the one who continues to be butthurt, Podprick.

103. phonegeek1212

Posts: 58; Member since: Aug 14, 2015

Each of your post have just 1 like...Dude you need to make more fake accounts

51. tedkord

Posts: 17356; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

But if he did, he'd be more satisfied, since users are more satisfied with it than the iPhone 6s Plus. Oh, well, some people just settle.

78. Mxyzptlk unregistered

Speaking of butthurt.

88. Scott93274

Posts: 6033; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

lol, damn man, Tedkord, Podrick, IT-Engineer, NoToFanboys, lyndon420, neela_akaash, catze86, Ordinary, tech2, and myself are all dogging you in this article. Looks like you're everyone's bitch on this site.

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