"Sh*t Apple Fanatics Say" videos are pretty spot on

33. ftyler223 posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:25 11 0

good point bud. There are pros and cons to both os's.

58. E.N. posted on 07 Sep 2012, 19:46 3 7

Yeah the videos were barely 'ok', though I did laugh a couple of times, especially with the 'Macs NEVER get viruses....okay it got infected by Trojan once...'

As for android fans....
"My phone can be customized to make it MINE."
- this one kills me the most cause its so over the top.

I love how literally for years, after any android device is released the fanatics say "This phone has zero lag!" and then Google goes ahead and releases project butter...classic

76. remixfa posted on 08 Sep 2012, 05:48 3 2

high end phones dont have lag. project butter was designed to make it even nicer. There is a big difference between no lag and crazy smooth. Besides, project butter helps more with the "non high end" handsets than anything.

Were you the guy in the video?

88. E.N. posted on 08 Sep 2012, 22:32 1 1

If project butter was for the non-high end handsets, why was Google showcasing all the MAJOR improvements you would see in the Galaxy Nexus? The Nexus is not a flagship device, but it's definitely not low-end either. And haven't people said that if Project Butter was the only feature in jellybean, it would still be well worth the update? Seems like we're talking about more than just low-end smartphones and a small speed bump.

Was I the guy in the video? Didn't you film this yourself? You should already know the answer is No.

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92. remixfa posted on 09 Sep 2012, 04:08 1 1

The point of me asking if you were the guy in the video is because you are acting like that fanboy. Find the humor in it instead of being so defensive.

The galaxy nexus uses an outdated OMAP4 chip that you will probably never see in another phone again. On a pure tech term its a lower-middle end phone.
And of course they show it on their Nexus device, thats the whole darn point of the nexus is to be direct updates through google. So no, its an upgrade for the whole ecosystem. The biggest benefits will be to the lower end handsets that will greatly benefit from "butter" much more so than the nicer handsets.

And again, who cares. Nice sets were already lag free. Adding FPS to the animations just makes it nicer. There is a difference between "lag free animation' and "high FPS animation". Butter just takes it from the former to the latter.

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93. E.N. posted on 09 Sep 2012, 04:26 1 1

Well, lower end or not, it didn't stop Android users from saying the Galaxy Nexus "has zero lag" when it released (which by the way is/was completely false). Don't say it doesn't lag if it clearly does. And If lower end phones were the main target, they could have used the Nexus S 4G to showcase project butter, it is being updated to Jellybean after-all.

Yeah I got the point of your joke, did you get the point of mine? And I'm not acting the same as the guy in the vid. I'm not talking about Apple, iPhones, 4G/LTE, viruses, or any of that. I was just talking about lag and the sh*t android users say. Try not to be so defensive.

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77. pkiran1996 posted on 08 Sep 2012, 06:00 0 1

It's because only the stock android had lag prior to Jellybean. Phones such as the Galaxy S2 really don't have lag because the OEM has made it that way by using / adding different hardware such as graphics acceleration.

80. joey_sfb posted on 08 Sep 2012, 08:43 2 0

Ipad's resource intensive app also have lag. Apple fan are really silly if they can't tell that lag happens when resource intensive app run on slower hardware.

86. bobnnate posted on 08 Sep 2012, 16:43 0 0

just like how apple reinvents itself every time right?

59. The_Innovation posted on 07 Sep 2012, 19:58 12 3

Android is still better, though.

85. DFranch posted on 08 Sep 2012, 15:49 0 0

sgtdisturbed47:
When talking about the Mac vs. PC adds, I don't think you can say "facts were presented". Maybe if you change "presented" to "distorted" that would be a fair statement. That said, they were usually funny.

15. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:08 32 5

Actually the point is to get everyone to laugh together, rather than fight. I've just lost hope that fanboys can ever be respectful humans.

It is possible to laugh and not start a flame war, but that's on you guys.

28. Droiddoes posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:21 2 19

So you decided to fan the flames huh? Brilliant.

31. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:24 24 2

Learn to laugh at yourselves instead of starting fights.

The videos are funny, that's all there is to it.

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34. ftyler223 posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:27 3 0

Good point boss. So true

36. Jay_F posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:33 0 0

I agree, if that were possible, but I just can't see it happening. Too much hatred over the years for whatever reason. It's childish, believe me I know, and I wish everybody could follow the "to each his own" philosophy. Unfortunately this thread was like walking into the middle east and showing a video about things Israelis say about themselves to Palestinians.

47. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 17:34 7 2

I'm extremely impressed at how civil the comment thread has been. Really just one person going overboard.

Of course, now I've jinxed it by saying that...

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49. Jay_F posted on 07 Sep 2012, 17:40 3 0

And the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Michael Heller for getting the two opposite sides of the mobile world together and making them laugh with one another. lol

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78. ZEUS.the.thunder.god posted on 08 Sep 2012, 07:33 0 0

totally agree

68. neutralguy posted on 07 Sep 2012, 22:28 1 1

I don't know. Flame war starts when people just don't want to laugh.

Anyways, this is funny one Michael. HAHAHAHAHA

I hope there's for android and wp fans :)))

57. smartphonemad posted on 07 Sep 2012, 19:34 8 1

But like the iPhone they would be small :p

62. 305Bucko posted on 07 Sep 2012, 22:10 8 1

HAHAHA My gf says 3.5" is all she needs xD

16. Android4u posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:09 5 2

Yes, it is a troll article but it's quite amusing

43. Aeires (unregistered) posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:50 3 0

I thought it was an article about trolls.

/s

63. 305Bucko posted on 07 Sep 2012, 22:11 2 1

Its american humor. You wouldnt know. If you cant laugh at this, you were tragically born without a sense of humor.

71. denied911 (banned) posted on 08 Sep 2012, 03:48 0 0

and your text is much funnier than this clips
you are like one really big joke for me so I think I have sense of humor

25. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:20 5 1

We have discussion rules. Don't actively say something that will incite others and you won't have your comments moderated.

29. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:22 3 1

Ha! Good one!

30. MichaelHeller posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:22 5 1

I love you...

40. joaolx posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:37 0 0

Completely agreed.

54. kingpet13 posted on 07 Sep 2012, 18:27 2 0

I knew you were a major fanboy. :P JK. I'm glad that you admit that you say that stuff. I can't wait to see how much of the stuff that I said when the android one comes out. I've probably said most of the ones they think of.

39. joaolx posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:36 1 0

The videos are still funny. And yes I love Apple, Google and Samsung.

41. luxzy801 posted on 07 Sep 2012, 16:40 2 0

I hope they make an Android fanboy video too, it will also be funny to throw in some Microsoft fanboys and make a windows fanboy video.
Stuff like this should make everyone laugh, especially when you hear something that you always say LOL!!!