Which shiny beast would you buy: Samsung Galaxy S8+ or HTC U11?

On the other hand, we've got the Samsung Galaxy S8+ — another shiny flagship that tried to... expand borders. Sammy's phones have that super-long display with a ratio of 18.5:9. Additionally, they have that dedicated Bixby button, which some might say is just as annoying and nonsensical as a squeeze feature.
So, yeah, both phones have their positives and their “meh”s, but if you had to choose one — which one would you buy?
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