The future is now: Apple Japan has the screen protector applicator widget that you need

If you've ever managed to muster the presence of mind required for a bubble-free screen protector application, and then had the ill-conceived notion that this is information worth sharing with others, you're likely already one of us. Us being the unanimously chosen ones that all your friends and family members now consider the be-all, end-all of screen protector application sorcery—and everything else in between. As if just because we know about smartphones, we'd have a practiced hand with screen protectors.