Chinese programmer proposes to girlfriend with 99 iPhones, gets to keep them
Alas, not only is the lovestruck programmer getting, like, totally ripped off compared to Silicon Valley compensation standards, but the girlfriend said "nono" and broke his heart. Looking at the bright side of things, at least those iPhones are his to sell, and $82,000 (about 500,000 CNY) should get him pretty far in terms of post-breakup partying.
And now, dear readers, feel free to cue in those "99 problems" and Siri jokes below!
via Yahoo News