Check out this hilarious satire of what Apple's new product video for the iWatch might look like

Check out this hilarious satire of what Apple's new product video for the iWatch might look like
Syncing the Apple iWatch to your existing Apple iPhone is a snap. So says "Susie", Apple's COO/BAMF, in a hilarious satire of Apple's product videos that it likes to issue with the launch of each new device. According to this Apple "executive," syncing the timepiece with your iPhone allows you to make or take calls on your watch, "even if your iPhone is in the next room."

Syncing the iWatch and the iPhone happens in the background thanks to "iSync." All you need to do is pair your iWatch with your iPhone. To do that, "Put them together, make sure the 16 character code matches, bump them together, then input the 16 character code into each of the devices. It's really that simple."

Apple's CEO, in talking about the new iSync technology, says "we have taken it further than it needed to go." Great stuff. Check out the demonstration showing how you can read the first Harry Potter book in the series, right on the screen of your iWatch. And don't miss how a movie review can be taken out of context, due to the small screen size of the timepiece. Other features include the battery that somehow was shoehorned into the watch, giving it one hour of stand-by time.

This is quite a timely satire considering that WWDC starts Monday, and the real Apple iWatch could be unveiled then.

source: Matthias via CNET



1. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

Awesome video. The iWatch will be an overpriced fail but all the iSheep will insist on buying it no matter what. It makes me so mad...

2. g2a5b0e unregistered

I agree with you on the overpriced part, but the fact of the matter is that value is completely subjective. To use a hackneyed phrase, one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, what I don't understand is why this would be something to get mad about. Buy what you like & be happy about it. Why the f*ck would you possibly care about what other people are spending their hard earned cash on? It's not your money. Get over it.

4. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

I'm mad that people actually think that an overpriced iPhone 5S is the best smartphone you could get right now. I know this is a subjective opinion, but in my eyes an iPhone 5S 16GB should cost no more than $450. It's the ignorance and non-researched theory of iPhone users that frustrates me...

6. g2a5b0e unregistered

I would never buy an iDevice either, but for some people, it IS the best smartphone you could get right now. Also, what YOU think something SHOULD cost means absolutely nothing. If most people agreed with you, the iPhone wouldn't be the single best selling phone every single year. Get out of your own head. We're all individuals. Tastes differ wildly.

7. Sauce unregistered

I love you

25. g2a5b0e unregistered

Haha. Thanks. Just tired of people who think their opinion should extend to everyone else. I buy what I like. I don't give a f*ck about what everyone else is buying. To each, his or her own.

15. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

Hey, g2a5b0e, Apple lover, Sauce, loves you - I would be

27. AfterShock

Posts: 4147; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

Actually I find Gabe to be pretty level headed. I don't think he's an Apple lover at all, just a decent tech follower like a lot of us. We all criticize things, no doubt, no need to slam users, product is ok in my eyes though. Unless they are giving the 'Its best ever" bs, no one Eco system is the best period

30. g2a5b0e unregistered

I see how you got it confused, but he was referring to Sauce as the apple lover. Thanks for the compliment though. Much appreciated. I just don't see why people feel the need to bash others for their OS preference. I'm an Android guy through & through, but I'm definitely not an immature fanboy about it. I don't like iOS, but I would never slam someone for choosing it. And even though I don't like it, you better believe I still read every Apple article on this site same as I read every other article. Do what you like. Doesn't make a bit of difference to me.

35. RebelwithoutaClue unregistered

Never mind my comment, thought he was calling g2a5b0e an apple lover too :)

12. Finalflash

Posts: 4063; Member since: Jul 23, 2013

The iWatch isn't out yet and so it might be a bit pre-mature hating on it. I don't expect it to be anything good but if idiots want to throw their money at it, it is all good. Honestly it might actually help push smart watches forward by giving them a chance they likely don't deserve.

16. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

I agree that it should cost around 400-500, as it really is a mid range device, but....Apple's marketing campaign is in people's heads...especially in America, and so, the device is going to be 650-800...meanwhile, I am going to get a device for 349.00 with 64GB and the latest SD processor, 3 GB RAM, beautiful screen and a solid camera, in the OnePlus One...then with the extra 300.00, I could buy something else...hmmm, now what shall I do with that?

23. Droidrapist

Posts: 186; Member since: May 28, 2014

Im gonna spend $800 on an iWatch, $1200 on some hot ass hookers, $30,000 on drinks at Club LIV, $500 on a big ball of cocaine, and Ill still have money left over to buy a few samnsung watches and a few plus Ones to flush down the toilet - just for you!

19. Droidrapist

Posts: 186; Member since: May 28, 2014

fzacek ALL cell phones are overpriced. The whole concept of the cell phone industry is to overprice cell phones so high that a user pays the carrier a premium price up front for using their service, or they are forced to sign a two year contract. You really think that Android Galaxy 5s is ACTUALLY worth $649? Its just a molded piece of plastic with a plastic screen, a $10 LCD back light, a battery that cost $5 to make a processor that costs $20 to press... a modled motherboard assembled by a machine. Its literally not that different from a $199.99 gateway laptop - the price is bloated purposely DUHHHH its called business and Apple has figured out to create a brand people are willing to spend money on. When I see someone wearing a Versace belt, I don't get mad, I don't get 'frustrated.' Its just a belt made of leather. Cost $1000 though... if you don't realize that branding is why people buy things you have not the first clue about how 'building a company works.' You are mad at a brand that has built its own reputation from a crappy computer manufacturer in the 90's to a brand people trust - you sound like a child! lol

26. g2a5b0e unregistered

I'm with you. It's the most immature POV I've ever heard. I actually admire the fact that Apple is able to do what they do. At the end of the day, they are a business & their job is to make money. They do it well. I can't hate on that.

29. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

I guess I do admire the fact that Apple has been able to convince so many people that their products are the best...

32. androiphone20

Posts: 1654; Member since: Jul 10, 2013

They earned it over time, it didn't start with the iphone

8. InspectorGadget80 unregistered

Don't let them make u angry u can always ignore them as they WAST their money on over price product when they can use their money to pay their bills instead. MOTO 360 all the way

20. Droidrapist

Posts: 186; Member since: May 28, 2014

Maybe they'r not broke little bitches and can afford nice things AND pay their bills- ever think of that one? LOL

10. RoundhouseMcGee

Posts: 188; Member since: May 25, 2014

What SHOULD make you mad in regards to apples novelty trinkets is how that horrible company hinders true innovation by patenting everything under the sun and suing truly innovative companies who "violate" their insultingly ridiculous patents. Boo apple, boo.

18. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

Very good point. I hate that about Apple too...

21. Droidrapist

Posts: 186; Member since: May 28, 2014

You're a douche bag. If Tesla had pattented his invetions in time before Edison stole them and pattented him first, we would actually have heard about the guy. There is nothing wrong with buying a pattent, copyrihting a song, paying for a trade mark. What I find even worse is a company like Samsung that is willing to violate any patent possible and put 15,000 Americans out of work, like the Pioneer TV plant they forced to shut down by stealing their TV pattent. Truly despicable.

13. akki20892

Posts: 3902; Member since: Feb 04, 2013

GPS was good We take privacy seriously, and send it to NSA. Lol

14. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

why are you mad? If people want to over spend, then that is on them. Besides, all of the "Smart watches" are redundant tech. We really would have very little use for them, and, yet, media, such as PhoneArena will keep pushing this agenda for us to spend money on something that we do not really need. Look at tablet sales. People do not need them as much as they do actual smart phones....

40. simpleas

Posts: 196; Member since: Apr 30, 2014

While i see where youre coming from. it's still a very narrow statement. there are people who love the added convenience these watches bring.

3. amiaq

Posts: 509; Member since: Jun 30, 2012

I won't touch iPhone nowadays, worry being laugh at. It is like listening to Celine Dion.

11. RoundhouseMcGee

Posts: 188; Member since: May 25, 2014

At my work we sadly carry apples novelties. It literally makes me angry if I am forced to suffer through using an iphone for more than 5 minutes and I have to put it down. No back button? Are you f***ing kidding me?!

17. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

lol, sometimes the good die young....

22. Droidrapist

Posts: 186; Member since: May 28, 2014

You do realize that swiping backwards on the screen IS the back button... Its called a 'gesture' and apple has many multi touch gestures LOL. Being an idiot doesnt make the iphone an idiot. You're confusing the two. :P

34. RoundhouseMcGee

Posts: 188; Member since: May 25, 2014

The fact that you have no idea what I'm talking about is a testament to the ignorance of your average if an. Literally have no idea what a dedicated back button is and that it also *gasp* has more than one use. Lol, apple fans.

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