World’s first Christian tablet is here, but infidels better stay away

World’s first Christian tablet is here, but infidels better stay away
Want a cheap tablet? If Google brought the Nexus 7 for $200 with a quad-core processor and superb high-res display, Samsung brought the Galaxy Tab 2 7.0 for $250 also with stellar internals and nice display, American bookstore chain Family Christian introduces the “world’s first Christian tablet” with a WVGA display and Gingerbread...

We leave all opinions up to you - we’ll just leave you with the facts. So, the Cydle Multipad M7 is rebranded as Edifi and it’s a 7-inch tablet selling for $150. Oh, and it was originally unveiled in... 2010. It features the Bible translated into 27 languages so folks from all nations can read the Holy book along with a “safe browser,” you know why.

It packs 8 gigs of internal storage and 512MB of RAM, so there would definitely be some lagginess, but we guess reading off that screen would still be okay. Hit the source link below and pinch yourself to believe it’s all real and not a nightmare.

source: Family Christian via Fox News

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53 Comments

1. good2great

Posts: 1042; Member since: Feb 22, 2012

no comment....

6. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Damn I banged a lot of girls during my college days, so that means I can't get this tablet. I mean I had sex before marriage. Man that SUCKS. I am glad that there are options for us infidels like the Asus Transformer Infinity & the Nexus 7. lol

9. good2great

Posts: 1042; Member since: Feb 22, 2012

hahahaha!!! thats my story bro... thus the "no comment"

22. dsDoan

Posts: 235; Member since: Dec 28, 2011

Two epeens just grew a couple inches.

26. sithman

Posts: 299; Member since: Apr 21, 2012

That is friggin funny man lmao. Good one.

42. SleepingOz unregistered

You'll go to hell, dude! LMAO

45. B3BLW29

Posts: 238; Member since: Mar 02, 2012

:D hahahahaha good one dude..

46. johnbftl

Posts: 283; Member since: Jun 09, 2012

There's nothing in the Bible about premarital sex. There is however a passage about not masturbating. Abstinence before marriage is a tradition, not biblical law. Most religious people don't know the difference today. Just like in Judaism, people, myself included have gotten crap for not wearing a Kippah (yarmulke) during services.

47. B3BLW29

Posts: 238; Member since: Mar 02, 2012

What happens when a priest tries to Baptize ur Infidel Tablet.. Satan...be gone :D

27. PAPINYC

Posts: 2315; Member since: Jul 30, 2011

Well, I do..... This sounds like it has the same RAM and 'lagginess' as my iPhone 4S only with a much bigger screen. It can't be any 'laggier' than this laggy DROID dis-CHARGE. I think if God is so good, they should give these out in church (for free), along with Holy (or, iHoly - depending on which way you swing) Communion.

43. SonyFTW2020

Posts: 311; Member since: May 03, 2012

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH well you know what this means......the "evil" tablet is just around the corner....

49. Nathan_ingx

Posts: 4769; Member since: Mar 07, 2012

You mean a tablet that has a browser with no option to toggle between off-moderate-strict safe search??? :D

2. Yummy

Posts: 117; Member since: Mar 28, 2012

uh well.....ummm.....

3. guildsa654

Posts: 27; Member since: Apr 12, 2012

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, O_O

4. MorePhonesThanNeeded

Posts: 645; Member since: Oct 23, 2011

Amazingly this link comes from Fox news of all places...

8. deathyyy

Posts: 101; Member since: Dec 20, 2011

Holy iPad slayer.

28. sithman

Posts: 299; Member since: Apr 21, 2012

There's no such thing as an iPad slayer. There are however awesome iPad alternatives. Asus nexus 7 kindle fire.

44. deathyyy

Posts: 101; Member since: Dec 20, 2011

Can I just say... -____-

5. script_writer

Posts: 56; Member since: Jun 27, 2012

would love to try a search on it for 'einsteins theory of evolution' on it.

10. good2great

Posts: 1042; Member since: Feb 22, 2012

+1 ha!

24. DroidMePlease

Posts: 13; Member since: Apr 08, 2011

it wouldn't come up on anyone's tablet regardless, because it's "darwin's theory of evolution," einstein.

48. script_writer

Posts: 56; Member since: Jun 27, 2012

watever..... u get the jist tho

25. JGuinan007

Posts: 699; Member since: May 19, 2011

You would get nothing for that search. Einsteins theories were of relativity, gravitation, and time. Charles Darwin had the theory of evolution.

7. deathyyy

Posts: 101; Member since: Dec 20, 2011

lolwut

11. IamYourFather6657

Posts: 321; Member since: Jul 01, 2012

o0o o0o

12. jeffronc

Posts: 17; Member since: Jun 15, 2012

I hate to break it to you all but Christians ARE infidels...

13. marchels14 unregistered

worst thing i have ever seen.safe browser probably doesn't let you do anything that's written as bad in bible.

14. marchels14 unregistered

Jesus would love it.

29. sithman

Posts: 299; Member since: Apr 21, 2012

Jesus has an iPhone 4S. Satan has the 3GS.

15. EclipseGSX

Posts: 1777; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

SILENCE....I kill you

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