Thieves fill victim's Dropbox with "boring sex" footage shot with stolen Galaxy S3

Thieves fill victim's Dropbox with
Having your cloud storage account filled with photos of the thief that sneakily stole your smartphone is a modern day novelty. Still, if there's anything more disgusting than having your precious handset taken away, that's having your Dropbox littered with amateur porn starring the thieving couple. But that's only from the victim's perspective. Apparently, the man and woman who stole NYC resident Victoria Brodsky's Galaxy S3, found their act of crime highly arousing.

Soon after the couple snitched Mrs. Brodsky's wallet and phone while she was strolling on the crowded Brighton Beach Ave, intimate photos of theirs started turning up in her Dropbox. Perhaps the two were so busy doing the ol' rumpy-pumpy and documenting themselves, that the phone's automatic synchronization and back-up feature didn't occur to them until a week into it. Thus, every naked pic and vid they took landed in poor Mrs. Brodsky's account the second it was made.

Alas, there isn't a camera app in the world (yet) that can make a mundane sex life look even mildly exciting. Mrs. Brodsky seems to share our sentiments - she thinks that "Sex looks very boring" in the thieves' household. So irritatingly ordinary, in fact, that we decided to abstain from posting the SFW photos here, because they would merely defile our website's delightful looks.

The NYC police, too, doesn't consider the couple's lethargic sex-antics anything special. Apparently, the officers told WPIX-TV that the footage doesn't incriminate the couple as thieves. And filming bad domestic porn isn't prosecutable, either.

Anyway, if you are that interested in those yawn-worthy selfies, pay the source link a visit. Don't worry, you won't have to enter any filthy websites.

source: NYC via CNET

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17 Comments

1. Diazene

Posts: 129; Member since: May 01, 2013

so, they didn't get caught?

15. techaman unregistered

i had something slimier happen to me phone was taken from movies then got all the photos of the girl holding the phone in the mirror and family and friends house everything. justice sucks

2. PapaSmurf

Posts: 10457; Member since: May 14, 2012

"Mrs. Brodsky seems to share our sentiments - she thinks that "Sex looks very boring" in the thieves' household." This is the funniest thing I've read all day!

19. reckless562

Posts: 1153; Member since: Sep 09, 2013

low key she probably doesnt like sex that much to begin with..... lol sad but true

3. terabyteRouser

Posts: 457; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

Lol funny article

4. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

So this is what Manny Pacquiao is up to now, smashing chubbies.

5. fanboy1974

Posts: 1345; Member since: Nov 12, 2011

Fat chicks need love too!

6. Derekjeter

Posts: 1466; Member since: Oct 27, 2011

Fat chicks give better dome

8. JerryTime

Posts: 468; Member since: Nov 09, 2013

Bwahahha. Balls of the week award goes too....

9. DontHateOnS60

Posts: 872; Member since: Apr 20, 2009

Too bad they're fat.

10. Extradite

Posts: 316; Member since: Dec 30, 2013

And don't look sexy.... Buxom, voluptuous, size 12 is great, full figured women

13. EclipseGSX

Posts: 1773; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

It's because they are hungry and pretend its a hotdog

20. reckless562

Posts: 1153; Member since: Sep 09, 2013

Kuz theyre Hungry all the time!!! :D damn u above me, u beat me to the hungry joke.... :(

7. DontHateOnS60

Posts: 872; Member since: Apr 20, 2009

Hope she got her phone back.

18. kabhijeet.16

Posts: 884; Member since: Dec 05, 2012

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

21. reckless562

Posts: 1153; Member since: Sep 09, 2013

how do u find the pics? n the movie?? where are they, i cant find them

22. Jarnee

Posts: 9; Member since: Jan 11, 2014

Settle down, buddy

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