Spotlight: ultra-violent 1997 shooter Postal goes on a rampage against sugary Android casual games
What is this, a post delivery simulator? Um, no. It's something even crazier! Ever heard the expression "going postal"? If not, we'll do the Urban Dictionary consultation work for you. "Originally coined from a series of real life shootings carried out by postal service workers, it now means that someone is about to go off the deep end." What can we say - Postal is an appropriate title for a game that, 18 years after its original release, is still gaming's darkest, most accomplished mass murderer simulator! Now that the game is on Android, the only thing about it that's changed at all, is that you can go Postal on the go. Otherwise, things are exactly the same, to an extent that's somewhat absurd, but makes for such a unique story. Gather round!
In just three weeks after its initial 1997 PC launch, Postal was pulled from major retail shelves, banned in over ten countries, and included on Senator Liebermann of Connecticut’s list of the worst things in America. Wow, apparently authorities took the mindless shooting of lifeless pixels very seriously back in the day! You'd think we've gotten over that by now, seeing that the Grand Theft Auto games are now regarded as some of gaming's finest, most immersive experiences - without overlooking their comprehensive depictions of violence, rendered in excruciating detail.
But nada! When Running With Scissors, the game studio that proudly created one of the worst things in America, tried to publish Postal on Android, it met the stiff opposition of Google. Apparently, the dated, isometric game is so dangerous and horrific, even Google Play, where all the GTA games are sold, can't handle it! Do we have to remind you that in the GTA games, one can pay sex workers for their services, then violently kill them and steal their money? By banning a 1997 game in 2015, all Google accomplished was to out an embarrassing inconsistency in its censorship policy. Meanwhile Amazon, which initially rejected Postal from its app store too, ultimately gave it a pass. Apparently, the retailer was a little slow to remember it had been selling the original PC game for quite a while, before banning the mobile version. But luckily, common sense prevailed.
In just three weeks after its initial 1997 PC launch, Postal was pulled from major retail shelves, banned in over ten countries, and included on Senator Liebermann's list of the worst things in America
Postal costs $2 for the whole thing at the Amazon App Store. For this kind of money, it offers a piece of video game history that's still relevant today, as well as lasting fun, soaking in its crazy atmosphere and shooting badly animated pixels.