Spotlight: ultra-violent 1997 shooter Postal goes on a rampage against sugary Android casual games
In just three weeks after its initial 1997 PC launch, Postal was pulled from major retail shelves, banned in over ten countries, and included on Senator Liebermann of Connecticut’s list of the worst things in America. Wow, apparently authorities took the mindless shooting of lifeless pixels very seriously back in the day! You'd think we've gotten over that by now, seeing that the Grand Theft Auto games are now regarded as some of gaming's finest, most immersive experiences - without overlooking their comprehensive depictions of violence, rendered in excruciating detail.
But nada! When Running With Scissors, the game studio that proudly created one of the worst things in America, tried to publish Postal on Android, it met the stiff opposition of Google. Apparently, the dated, isometric game is so dangerous and horrific, even Google Play, where all the GTA games are sold, can't handle it! Do we have to remind you that in the GTA games, one can pay sex workers for their services, then violently kill them and steal their money? By banning a 1997 game in 2015, all Google accomplished was to out an embarrassing inconsistency in its censorship policy. Meanwhile Amazon, which initially rejected Postal from its app store too, ultimately gave it a pass. Apparently, the retailer was a little slow to remember it had been selling the original PC game for quite a while, before banning the mobile version. But luckily, common sense prevailed.
In just three weeks after its initial 1997 PC launch, Postal was pulled from major retail shelves, banned in over ten countries, and included on Senator Liebermann's list of the worst things in America"this great 90s game" or anything. No, it was, and it still is a mediocre game where you massacre primitive depictions of humans for dumb fun. The graphics are still a mixed bag - the backdrops are well-drawn, but the characters and effects are laughable. The plot is, literally, kill everyone because you have guns and you're mental. And the intense violence that got retailers old and new all worked up, is as campy as it's always been. What's the big deal about Postal, then? Realistically, gamers were interested in it because it was banned, a "forbidden fruit". Riding a wave of controversy and spreading by word of mouth, Postal unexpectedly became an underground classic, akin to B-rated horror films. But make no mistake, this isn't the story of a poor product blowing up due to hype! If one dares to think deeper about Postal and how it stands against other games, they might just get a noxious whiff off its dark brilliance.
for, not against it. They lend a vicious rawness to it that few game developers have dared attempt since. There's no soundtrack to be heard - the game is orchestrated by gunshots, screams, and the ramblings of an armed madman who obeys your every order. There are no quests, level-ups, or items either - each of the game's 27 levels ends when you complete the simple objective of pumping everything that moves full of lead. The cartoonish watercolor style, in which the backdrops are drawn, is distorted by deliberately dim colors and lighting. Running With Scissors literally painted the game world as seen through the eyes of its deranged, trenchcoat-wearing protagonist/antagonist! The deliberately awful presentation, combined with the simple and brutal gameplay, turns Postal into a disturbingly real look inside the simple, brutal mind of a paranoid killer on the loose. From a pure storytelling perspective, that's quite the accomplishment, especially considering how old and limited the game is.
Postal costs $2 for the whole thing at the Amazon App Store. For this kind of money, it offers a piece of video game history that's still relevant today, as well as lasting fun, soaking in its crazy atmosphere and shooting badly animated pixels.