Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma
The highly anticipated iPhone 6, or “new” iPhone, or whatever it will be called, may be available in more than just a variety of colors. It is widely expected that we will have a couple different sizes of iPhones to choose from two.

For the Apple faithful, this is going to become the epitome of high-class problems as they begin to tackle the glaring challenge presented to them: Which iPhone to buy?

This is sure to be “bigger” in a way that only Apple can communicate. Perhaps a “bigger different,” or, “a new bigger.” That might work for a single product, but for two? We can envision the tension now. In fact, Samsung is certain to have a barrage of ads at the ready as soon as we see the announcements of new iPhone or iPhones.

So, which one do you want? The big one, or, the big one?


source: The Joy of Tech

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68 Comments

1. Saioofi

Posts: 342; Member since: May 23, 2014

I didn't get it?

6. Jinto

Posts: 436; Member since: Jan 15, 2014

Apple users will buy both since theyre so dumb...

7. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

My friend got a full ride into Yale and is mastering in neuroscience. What have you done in your time lol?

9. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

Is your friend the guy in the comic who bought two iPhones? He doesn't know it yet, but not giving one of the two new iPhones he bought to his girlfriend is about to get him dumped... ;-)

11. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

+1 for trying? I mean really lol. So corny its funny and scary at the same time. I fear that your sense of humor is quite the buzzkill on dates lol.

14. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

Humor involves risk. Not everyone is going to see the laughs, especially in a message forum. But the risk makes it fun and gives it a thrill as well. And when someone gets it, I mean really gets it, then it's all worthwhile. BTW I do quite well on dates, thank you :)

16. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

Wanna go on a date? I'll pick you up in 30

18. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

I wouldn't want to cause any troubles with you and darkkjedii ;-)

19. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

LOL ok that was funny

34. Finalflash

Posts: 4063; Member since: Jul 23, 2013

is your friend GW Bush?

52. EclipseGSX

Posts: 1776; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

Your "friend" must make you feel really stupid. The real questions is what are you doing with your life?

56. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

E6 Military Police for the NAVY. You?

57. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Aren't the MPs the rejects from every other areas of specialized military training? As in, you couldn't hack it as a real soldier, so you try to run around ruining the fun of those who could?

58. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

Funny that you have nothing good to say. Let me give you a little education about my path to my career. I'm a MA (Master at Arms) E6 rank in the Navy. After scoring a 96 on my ASVAB test, many have constantly insisted on wanting to me join the Nuclear Program as either an ET, MM, or EM (electronics technician, machinist mate, and electricians mate). I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time. Master at Arms was my real interest and my intentions from the day I was interested in joining the NAVY. Once I get out in several years, I'll be on the road to becoming a detective or a federal agent (hopefully). Next time you walk around laughing at people because of what their job is, take a second thought and think about it first. Apply to the Army and become a grunt, or a "real soldier". They need more bone heads like you… /s/ P.S. I bet my left arm and right leg you couldn't even score higher than a 13 on the ASVAB test if you tried. Enjoy your day :)

62. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

"I wanted to become an ET, which takes care of all the computer related aspects of maintaining and operating the ships nuclear reactor. Being that this is a very stressful job, it was something I was not interested in at the time." So in other words, you couldn't hack it being a real soldier. :) (P.S. I scored a 98 on the ASVAB, but have never been interested in the military.)

54. DigitalBoy05

Posts: 276; Member since: Jun 04, 2011

Seems like your friend has been doing a lot with his time... what have YOU done? lol

23. AnTuTu

Posts: 1612; Member since: Oct 14, 2012

Even 3 if they had a 3rd one hahahahaha

24. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

android users are so clever that they'll buy every S-bloat that doesn't work

31. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

You bitter bitter bro? lol

39. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

lolz,i guess android fans are so butt hurt that they had to attack every single apple related news and apple users just to demonstrate how smart they are.

44. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

Nothing else compares is why, its all sub par to what we have currently. Sorry, but without scrutinizing others, how will they ever improve the crap you're buying now. That's right, you'd be stuck with a 3.5in phone lol.

45. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

No man, haven't you heard? The iPhone's totally been 4 inches for 2 years now!

46. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

lol +1 8)

37. Doakie

Posts: 2478; Member since: May 06, 2009

Wasn't it just six months ago Apple fans were talking crap about Androids being too big at 4.7" and 5.5"? All of a sudden the tune changes because Apple finally offers phones with larger sizes? Freaking pathetic....... At least try to be consistent in your opinions.......

40. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

freaking pathetic doggie,a few users opinion doesn't represent the whole community thoughts few months ago there are freaking numbers of android fans attacking the 64 bit cpu architecture,yet now 64 bits becoming an inevitable progression. finger print sensors were seen as gimmick by many android fans at that time,now they embrace the half baked S-fingerprint sensor on S5 try see things from both side,any fanatic fans,be it android or apple,are craps.

42. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Hilariously, it was Apple fans who first dismissed fingerprint scanners as gimmicks...when the Motorola Atrix, an Android phone, debuted with one back in early 2011. Also, there's still no real point to 64 bit processors until smartphones hit 4 gigs of RAM, which hasn't happened yet and likely won't happen until next year. Furthermore, when it does it won't help all the current phones that have 3 gigs of RAM or less. So that's at least two generations of iPhones upon which 64 bit processors are wasted.

47. elitewolverine

Posts: 5192; Member since: Oct 28, 2013

If you think that 4gigs is the only reason for 64bit then you sir need a computer science class or two. The things it can do, regardless of mem size, is by far better than any 32bit version comparable. 4gigs was for desktop/servers that needed access to lots and lots of data on ram.

49. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

hilariously,u still banging on the same "few person opinion can represent a whole community" kind of mentality. there are infinite examples of apple or android fans talking craps,stop being pathetic hypocrites

51. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

You're mighty defensive there. I recognize that you didn't throw the first punches, but yeah, there's blood on both sides. Both sides are full of idiots. And like it or not, they represent a good chunk of the Android and iOS community.

41. nebsif

Posts: 37; Member since: Jul 27, 2014

but but... innovative resolution!!!

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