Humor: The "New iPhone D" is the perfect phone to have when you're drunk

Humor: The
iPhone parodies can be quite fun to watch (see here, or here), and the latest could certainly put a smile on your face. Made by Above Average, the new parody - embedded below - introduces the "New iPhone D", a handset made for "drunk a**holes."

The iPhone D is waterproof, and has a "pre-scratched" screen - because you're going to drop the handset and scratch/break it anyway. You can't really lose this iPhone, as it comes with, uhm, a leash that keeps it tied to your wrist. The iPhone D automatically shuts off after 1 AM to prevent drunk calling. Moreover, Siri will always understand what you want, even if you can't really pronounce all the words when asking for something.

As you'll probably notice, in reality, the iPhone D is nothing more than an iPhone 5 housed in a huge, ugly case. In all seriousness, a waterproof iPhone that you can't lose, and always understands you, would be great. It looks like Apple is actually working on that, or at least on the waterproof part.

source: Above Average (YouTube)



1. xq10xa

Posts: 810; Member since: Dec 07, 2010

Commercials for hipsters.

2. Bm888

Posts: 517; Member since: Jul 06, 2015

Whether D or F.. Ain't sold out yet for any i device.. Maybe, in the next decade or more..

3. prashant1707

Posts: 83; Member since: Nov 13, 2015

So i can see that decreasing sales of iphone is compensated by humors on thinks that it might increase their sales...LOLzz..

4. Midoo93

Posts: 36; Member since: Sep 15, 2015

You mean to say double drunk a**holes? Iphone buyers were already drunk when they bought the ***tty phone!

5. Planterz

Posts: 2120; Member since: Apr 30, 2012

Hey, I'm a drunken asshole, and I only buy Android.

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