All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious
We finally know the Apple iPad 3 will get officially unveiled on March 7th, but what will it bring? Here are all the facts about the upcoming iPad 3, and while we can’t guarantee they’re real, we can guarantee that they’re all hilarious.

Imagined by The Joy of Tech, the iPad 3 (or 2S, or whatever Apple calls its next-gen tablet) will have a higher-res screen. Actually, it will have such a high definition that reality will look blurred. Another thing we’d take for nearly face value is increased battery life. “iPad 3’s battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge!”

And if this starts to look like a Chuck Norris joke, that’s no coincidence. Check out the whole list of “facts” about the iPad 3, including a picture of it in Chuck Norris’ action jeans.

Our personal favorite is the last joke, which is not exactly a joke. “iPad 3 is so awesome Chinese workers pay to assemble it!” Now, this one is a nice reminder for those ultra-hyped Apple fans about the sweat behind this awesome gadget.

source: Joy of Tech


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iPad 3
  • Display 9.7" 2048 x 1536 pixels
  • Camera 5 MP / 0.3 MP VGA front
  • Processor Apple A5X, Dual-core, 1000 MHz
  • Storage 64 GB
  • Battery 11560 mAh

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27 Comments

1. andro.

Posts: 1999; Member since: Sep 16, 2011

95% of ifans would believe this stuff is true is Apple told them so with the usual this changes everything tag line added on!!

23. abdane

Posts: 507; Member since: Oct 07, 2011

galaxy tab 11.6 please ^_^

2. RORYREVOLUTION

Posts: 3131; Member since: Jan 12, 2010

Sorry ill be too busy playing Mass Effect 3 to care.

6. kg4icg

Posts: 83; Member since: May 18, 2008

Me too

8. jellytime

Posts: 135; Member since: Dec 05, 2011

I'm still playing Skyrim

9. RORYREVOLUTION

Posts: 3131; Member since: Jan 12, 2010

Still playing Borderlands :D

10. ilia1986 unregistered

Hell, I'm still playing SC2 and ME2 :P

15. Dmann

Posts: 165; Member since: Oct 17, 2011

I´m still playing Warcraft 3! (Dota)

20. Dijin

Posts: 6; Member since: Jan 09, 2012

Modern warfare 3 :X And Warcraft 2 on my phone. :P

22. AhmadAlsayegh

Posts: 326; Member since: Jul 18, 2011

I wish i could thumb up this comment 100 more times! best game that i had to buy the battle chest.. any chance u got steam code for Dota2?

24. downphoenix

Posts: 3165; Member since: Jun 19, 2010

Im playing Syndicate personally. And just beat Final Fantasy 13-2.

26. Sinaps

Posts: 60; Member since: Jul 27, 2010

Ill be playing Just Dance 3.

3. mercorp

Posts: 1045; Member since: Jan 28, 2012

If only this was true for galaxy tab 2.

4. MalakiMills

Posts: 257; Member since: Jun 15, 2010

If the next iPad has a quad core and the crazy high def screen, and updated cameras I will be Impressed. If it only brings one or two then they will be just skating by with incremental upgrades again.

13. iamcc

Posts: 1319; Member since: Oct 07, 2011

Look at the Galaxy Tab 2, talk about skating by with incremental upgrades... And I have the GT10.1 so I have nothing about Samsung but I was really looking forward to something new :(

5. PAPINYC

Posts: 2315; Member since: Jul 30, 2011

My personal favorite: iPad 3 is so absorbent Star Jones (c. 1997 weight) wears it as a tAmpon.

7. thebikerboi2

Posts: 144; Member since: Apr 01, 2011

Ha this was hilarious

11. Android

Posts: 21; Member since: Dec 04, 2010

HaHa... The last one is funny.

12. ivanko34

Posts: 617; Member since: Sep 04, 2011

This was made by our creative barista ?

16. SleepingOz unregistered

probably!

14. darktranquillity

Posts: 285; Member since: Feb 28, 2012

The fact thats hilarious of all is that, there are people to buy this overpriced made in china product.

17. alekso9

Posts: 40; Member since: Jan 30, 2012

No matter what you do to it, its still a crapy ipad...

18. RaKithAPeiRiZ

Posts: 1488; Member since: Dec 29, 2011

windows 8 tablet >ipad 2S

19. karanstyle

Posts: 188; Member since: Jun 26, 2011

iSick..!!

21. Johnny_Mnemonic

Posts: 240; Member since: Oct 05, 2011

The most funny thing is thats it says is a FACT. !!!!!!!! NOT. !!!!!!!!! Jaja

25. ENIGMA

Posts: 81; Member since: Feb 17, 2012

WE.LIKE.THAT. ALL. ANDROID. FANS. IN. HERE. WHERE IS GALI TACO C HACK THE MIZ WHAT. A. JOKE. WE. LOVE. THAT.

27. gallitoking

Posts: 4721; Member since: May 17, 2011

ohhh we are all here.. we just like to hear the fdroids releases tension...

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