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All iPad 3 facts, all hilarious

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By Victor Hristov

Published: Feb 29, 2012, 5:40 AM

We finally know the Apple iPad 3 will get officially unveiled on March 7th, but what will it bring? Here are all the facts about the upcoming iPad 3, and while we can’t guarantee they’re real, we can guarantee that they’re all hilarious.

Imagined by The Joy of Tech, the iPad 3 (or 2S, or whatever Apple calls its next-gen tablet) will have a higher-res screen. Actually, it will have such a high definition that reality will look blurred. Another thing we’d take for nearly face value is increased battery life. “iPad 3’s battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge!”

And if this starts to look like a Chuck Norris joke, that’s no coincidence. Check out the whole list of “facts” about the iPad 3, including a picture of it in Chuck Norris’ action jeans.

Our personal favorite is the last joke, which is not exactly a joke. “iPad 3 is so awesome Chinese workers pay to assemble it!” Now, this one is a nice reminder for those ultra-hyped Apple fans about the sweat behind this awesome gadget.

source: Joy of Tech

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Victor, a seasoned mobile technology expert, has spent over a decade at PhoneArena, exploring the depths of mobile photography and reviewing hundreds of smartphones across Android and iOS ecosystems. His passion for technology, coupled with his extensive knowledge of smartphone cameras and battery life, has positioned him as a leading voice in the mobile tech industry.

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