This iPhone 7 case is cheap, ugly, and an absolute boss!

This iPhone 7 case is cheap, ugly, and an absolute boss!
A case is usually something you'd rather forget about. It just stays there, on your smartphone, partly against your will and therefore annoying, but also satiating your rational mind with reassurance that your investment is protected against random glitches in the Matrix. This iPhone case, though, is man's best friend – only without the requirement of daily hangouts, occasional rabies shots, and funky odor at your place (Disclaimer: I love doggies. Other people's doggies.)

Check this out – first, the case by ZVE protects your iProperty like only an ugly, bulky, never-to-enter-a-club case would. You want to smoke a cig out of sheer appreciation for it. No problem, boss – light up with the case's built-in electric lighter to the tune of your friends' minds being blown. Is this the Cyberpunk future? Nope, just a wicked iPhone case that means business!

On your way to wherever Mission HQ has you going right now, you pick up a beer. Crafty by nature, you have busted open many bottles in your time by wielding the odd synergy between a pair of knowing hands and an used-up cigarette lighter. But you don't have one on you because your tricked-out iPhone case has lighting up taken care of, remember? So what do you do? Why, you whip out the case's integrated bottle opener and cleanly, confidently, dignity intact, disengage cap from bottle. Congratulations, you just unlocked cheat codes for Life, the hardest game ever!

Technologically, the case is made to last you a while. The electric lighter can ignite up to 540 cigarettes on a full recharge with your Apple Lightning Cable – that takes less than two hours. The bottle opener remains hidden when not in use, so it won't scratch stuff or break off. Finally, there's an 18-month warranty to give you some extended-release peace of mind.This power-item can be yours for $20 plus the added cost of having to live with just how darn ugly your uncannily functional case is. It's available for the iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus. Get it from Amazon and tell your friends PhoneArena sent you there.



1. Joms_US

Posts: 201; Member since: Oct 02, 2016

Congratulations! The iTards will accidentally burn down their pants and worse their p*n!s with this nonsense.

2. Unordinary unregistered

Copying Note 7 since 2016

11. whatev

Posts: 2396; Member since: Oct 28, 2015

Congratulations! You just vented your childish comment of the day to feel less pathetic for being an androidtard

12. SleeperOne

Posts: 370; Member since: Feb 25, 2017

You make this comment with that idiotic avatar.

3. GreenMan

Posts: 2698; Member since: Nov 09, 2015

Well, Just FYI, This case was covered in Youtube's popular UnboxTherapy Channel ages ago... Anyhow, I don't smoke... Nor I'm a so called 'survivalist'... I'd rather have a case with an internal battery and a 3.5mm jack... Oh well, G'Day!

4. lyndon420

Posts: 6868; Member since: Jul 11, 2012

You could tell your friends that it is a vent for when your battery is overheating - they'd be amazed and want one for themselves lol.

6. Valdomero

Posts: 704; Member since: Nov 13, 2012

This is a man's case!!! a real man doesn't care about looks but functionality!!! this is the real sh¡t! Now I can go party with my friends and impress a lady when she asks for a light, and the bottle opener can double as a knife when things get rough in the bar!!!

7. SleeperOne

Posts: 370; Member since: Feb 25, 2017

Putting this kind of heat source on your phone is not only retarded but is going to be the end of many of these so-called accessory makers, lawyers will love tearing these apart in court.

8. brasstax

Posts: 545; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

I don't care whether a case like this protects an iphone or a galaxy. Am i the only one thinking it is a particularly dumb idea to marry an electric lighter to a phone?

9. SleeperOne

Posts: 370; Member since: Feb 25, 2017

It is, and anyone who justifies it using """"SCIENCE"""" are just as stupid.

10. tangbunna

Posts: 488; Member since: Sep 29, 2016

good for smoking and burn some stuffs in flight

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