President Obama bans cell phones in public places

President Obama bans cell phones in public places
It seems that this whole story about Mr. President’s BlackBerry has really pissed someone off… In an official statement from yesterday, President Barack Obama has declared cell phones “inappropriate” and has actually banned their usage in all public places, starting today. However, this unrighteous measure has immediately encountered strong opposition from Verizon fanboys, who complained that they have just bought some brand new VZW CDM8975 phones. While Big Red fans found it painfully hard to let go of their CDM8975s (with a whooping 1.3MP camera and SMS support), AT&T subscribers said that they just don’t care about the President’s declaration, as their carrier has not released a decent smartphone ever since the iPhone’s launch. In the end, we decided to investigate what Sprint users had to say. Sadly, the only Sprint user we managed to find has moved to live in Alaska several months ago. His final words were: “Hot coffee…”

source: April 1

Well, just in case someone has actually believed this story – today is April 1, you know… jokes and stuff.

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12 Comments

1. E.N.

Posts: 2610; Member since: Jan 25, 2009

That was good. I actually believed it

2. heavybreathing

Posts: 276; Member since: Feb 26, 2009

What does Obama and JFK have in common? Nothing yet.

11. Dood

Posts: 269; Member since: Mar 23, 2009

oh geez, kids. I actually have a bet on this...

12. Fanboys Suck

Posts: 609; Member since: Dec 12, 2008

Yikes! haha!

3. heavybreathing

Posts: 276; Member since: Feb 26, 2009

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4. belve14

Posts: 113; Member since: Mar 31, 2009

Lol well at least they did something for April Fools Day....good way to get in your jokes about the companies too. That completely gave it away

5. mikeaud44

Posts: 30; Member since: Dec 05, 2008

Wow, bashing the carriers much? Almost like the writers have been waiting all this time for an excuse to dish some dirt. Classy.

9. vzw fanman

Posts: 1976; Member since: Dec 11, 2008

haha lol i agree with you there

6. smimi15

Posts: 21; Member since: Apr 05, 2008

Haha that was pretty good...almost got me... yeah maybe not so much. And Phonearena, I love the CDM8975. Best phone out there right now.

7. cricketmember

Posts: 9; Member since: Mar 26, 2009

why would anybody stop useing thier cell phone in public it comes in handy when an emergancy

8. drewsky

Posts: 147; Member since: Jan 04, 2009

LMOAF, That was good joke about the only guy they could find for sprint LOL I think instead of sprint they should have used a real small carrier like T-Mobile, J/K. sorry T-Mobile fans

10. Slayor721

Posts: 43; Member since: Dec 27, 2008

lolololololololololololololololololololololol. they got me good. i was like wtf is wrong with Obama.

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