Open casting for "I'm an iPhone & Android" commercials
Update: We forgot that no matter your intent, there will always be people on the Internet who take everything too seriously, so we're changing the rules on this game. So, regardless of whether these imaginary commercials would be made for iPhone or Android, who do you think should be in them?
That said, we want to hear from you (unless you have no sense of humor and can't be bothered to have a little fun with us). Who you think should play the iPhone and the Android in the new series of "I'm an iPhone vs Android" commercials that we're imagining?
Things that are NOT allowed: