Imagine that: The NoPhone will become a reality

Imagine that: The NoPhone will become a reality
If you thought the novelty or prank value of the NoPhone was good, but weren’t willing to put any money into the idea unless it was going to be sure thing, you can go ahead and get on board.

The NoPhone gang have garnered enough support on Kickstarter to make what is arguably the most secure handheld device in history. The NoPhone will provide that physical “need” some of you may have to hold a phone without putting your real smartphone at risk.

The NoPhone will be shatterproof, waterproof, and require no upgrades. In fact, you never need to charge the battery because the NoPhone doesn’t do anything - that and it doesn't have a battery, so there's that. Just pick it up and hold it.

Is there any practical use to the NoPhone? Well, yes. You could use it as a decoy to thwart thieves in high-theft areas. It also makes a great gag gift. You can affix a mirror to it and you have a real-time selfie device, “Share selfies with your friends if they’re standing behind you. Add a verbal hashtag by syncing your brain and vocal cords.”

There are plenty of tiers still available on NoPhone’s Kickstarter page with about a week left in the campaign. Since everything will be 3D-printed, it is a near certainty that this will prove to be one of the few crowd funded projects to actually deliver on time in December.


source: NoPhone (Kickstarter)

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25 Comments

1. MacWiNux

Posts: 128; Member since: Jan 07, 2014

well i bought a dummy phone for a dollar :D

14. Vinayakn73

Posts: 207; Member since: Oct 05, 2011

well i will take it for NoMoney

2. Duketytz

Posts: 534; Member since: Nov 28, 2013

This show how far human stupidity has gone

22. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

Pet Rock 2K14. Proves that some people are definitely smarter than others (in this case, the "inventors" here).

3. edelxander

Posts: 58; Member since: Oct 01, 2013

yeah.. why not buy a dummy phone.. silly p.a

20. jaytai0106

Posts: 1888; Member since: Mar 30, 2011

Bc it's a NoPhone!! Now I'm excited for the review from PA :D

23. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

Somehow, it will probably score higher than the Jolla phone...SMH...

4. wilsong17 unregistered

Still Better Than A IPhone

6. darkkjedii

Posts: 31036; Member since: Feb 05, 2011

How, when it runs android?

7. wilsong17 unregistered

Come on dark you don't get the joke

8. darkkjedii

Posts: 31036; Member since: Feb 05, 2011

I couldn't resist ;)

16. tedkord

Posts: 17356; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

You answered your own question. ;)

5. bugsbunny00

Posts: 2264; Member since: Jun 07, 2013

yeah if only it had a mirror then it would be great for selfies.

9. nlbates66

Posts: 328; Member since: Aug 15, 2012

That is dumb, that is the dumbest thing I have ever se- WOAH! WOAH! Woaahhaa... Hehehe

10. mattkl

Posts: 255; Member since: Feb 01, 2010

Rear speaker port, pass!!!

11. CX3NT3_713

Posts: 2350; Member since: Apr 18, 2011

Are people actually funding this?? Morons.....

12. DeusExCellula

Posts: 1390; Member since: Oct 05, 2014

Does it support micro sim?

13. murron

Posts: 162; Member since: Jun 10, 2014

This is a joke, right PA? haha... haha.......... right?

15. vuyonc

Posts: 1090; Member since: Feb 24, 2014

I'll wait for the NoPhablet. Gotta have my screen real estate :P

17. andro.

Posts: 1999; Member since: Sep 16, 2011

Slap an apple sticker on that that the ifans will be queuing to buy it in their droves

18. CX3NT3_713

Posts: 2350; Member since: Apr 18, 2011

"You could use it as a decoy to thwart thieves in high-theft areas" and that "decoy" will get you a good ole fashion asskicking lol

19. Phonedingo

Posts: 399; Member since: Aug 16, 2014

I would've considered it if it had LTE maybe in the next version.

21. Anonn

Posts: 230; Member since: Jun 04, 2014

But Will it Bend ?!

24. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

90% of comments here alone are priceless...

25. spasticpat

Posts: 110; Member since: Dec 18, 2012

And it will feature noMessage and noCloud at no additional cost

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