Comedian proves that getting kicked out of an Apple Store is not an easy task

Comedian proves that getting kicked out of an Apple Store is not an easy task
Oh, sure you've seen people dance, write a whole book or even marry at Apple Stores. It seems those super tolerant blue-shirt geniuses walking around won't kick you out of Cupertino premises even if you brought a goat inside. But why not try? Comedian Mark Malkoff pushed the limits of lenience of Apple employees not once but four times.

First, he ordered pizza delivery in the store, offered a slice to an Apple employee and then bolted it down himself. Secondly, he had a romantic date accompanied with a live trumpet solo. That didn't work so he took it to the next level – got dressed as Darth Vader to get his iPhone fixed. Finally, he did bring a goat inside. Did any of those work? We bet you've already guessed the answer, but feel free to see if you were right by playing the video below.

source: MyDamnChannel via PCMag



2. biophone

Posts: 1994; Member since: Jun 15, 2011

talk about caring for customers

14. BobbyTaba

Posts: 316; Member since: Aug 11, 2010

Maybe they are too busy to notice that was a huge apple store with like 20 employees and 100 customers

4. Laurynas unregistered

It is just a indirect advertisement...

5. I sheep unregistered

Nothing more than a f**king pr!!!

6. biglebronski

Posts: 22; Member since: Mar 18, 2011

All kidding aside, I went into an Apple Store last week for the first time, and their customer service is like nothing I've ever seen before. Excellent.

7. iwebdroidberry7

Posts: 230; Member since: Jan 17, 2011

Lol this was funny especially the Darth Vader skit. I wish fandroids whould lighten up a little.

13. BobbyTaba

Posts: 316; Member since: Aug 11, 2010

I like the video and I like android so f**k u! Thumbs down

8. Laurynas unregistered

Fore some reasons reminded me HUMANCENTiPAD. :D "Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn't even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother." Link:

10. lolz unregistered


9. dandirk unregistered

Darth Vader... ha ha ha good one. Should have been Chad Vader though, that would be hilarious. Wonder what would happen if he dressed up as the android robot and brought in an iphone to get fixed.

11. yo unregistered

The 2nd time I even went into an Apple store I saw some teenagers getting put out. I don't know why, but saying it's impossible is funny

12. Laurynas unregistered

According to this video, seems that Apple Store is the perfect place for various freaks...

15. luis_lopez_351

Posts: 951; Member since: Nov 18, 2010

This video looks F.A.G. (Fake And *** BTW). i bet he was paid ;)

16. Laurynas unregistered


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