The noPhone is the most secure mobile device yet

posted by Michael H. / Aug 18, 2014, 4:31 PM

The noPhone is the most secure mobile device yet

There are plenty of people who are looking for more security with their phones these days. Between the NSA, location tracking, and data-gathering services, there is really only one option to be completely safe, and the noPhone is it. The noPhone keeps you completely safe, while also being incredibly durable and never needing to be charged.

How is this possible, you ask? Easy. The noPhone keeps you safe by not having Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, or a cellular connection. In fact, it doesn't have a display or a battery either. Of course, that does mean that there is the downside that the noPhone doesn't feature a removable battery or a 4K display, which we know are important features for some of you. There is also no expandable storage, nor is there internal storage, so even if someone steals the noPhone, your data can't be compromised. That's about as secure as can be.

And, the noPhone also performs an important service for people who don't have phones, but want something of a surrogate device so your hand and pocket don't feel so empty. The noPhone allows "you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment."

Maybe best of all: everything about the noPhone can be summed up in a 3-second demo video.

source: noPhone via The Verge

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21 Comments

1. timelord

Posts: 8; Member since: Aug 18, 2014

Hahaha

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 4:36 PM 0

11. DEATHSTROKE9

Posts: 399; Member since: Nov 09, 2013

Lol so much for security....

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 7:42 PM 0

2. Malki

Posts: 68; Member since: Feb 20, 2013

Better than the iphones

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 4:58 PM 8

5. Ninetysix

Posts: 2962; Member since: Oct 08, 2012

And we found their first buyer! Congrats Malki!

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 5:29 PM 7

10. Malki

Thanks Ninetysix, this phone is super fast, tomorrow I will try to Jailbreak it

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 6:38 PM 5

3. Sharky

Posts: 259; Member since: Jun 24, 2008

You left out another security feature. You can always use it as something to throw at someone who is trying to harm you.

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 4:59 PM 1

6. cse.vicky unregistered

Well, it goes for a dangerous feature also, he can throw back it at you. LOL :D

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 5:33 PM 4

4. ChafedBanana

Posts: 409; Member since: Sep 20, 2011

Retarded.

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 5:26 PM 0

7. Settings

Posts: 2943; Member since: Jul 02, 2014

Huh? April 1 came early?

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 5:37 PM 0

8. GreekGeek

Posts: 1276; Member since: Mar 22, 2014

The fk? lol

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 5:49 PM 1

9. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

No white noise generator or Dome of silence, fail.

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 6:10 PM 0

12. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

Leaks of upcoming versions of "nophone": "nophone S" -- for survival... edible, like Army MRE, so you can live off your phone. "nophone C" -- Chocolate version for those times when "nophone" is needed after sad events, like relationship breakup. "nophone Z" -- Zombie evasion version... energy bar with some added cocaine so if the zombies are after you, all you have to do is eat this and you'll be able to run really fast (and very really good about things too)

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 8:10 PM 3

18. Forsi

Posts: 3; Member since: Jul 29, 2014

Is the noPhone C going to be launched with Kit-Kat update ?

posted on Aug 19, 2014, 1:10 AM 1

13. JakeLee

Posts: 1021; Member since: Nov 02, 2013

"No Android" would have been sufficient.

posted on Aug 18, 2014, 8:30 PM 0

14. 0xFFFF

I heard you were the sole beta tester for the "nophone L" models -- the ones that were 25% lead. As we all know, lead can severely damage one's brain, greatly reducing IQ. And eating thousands of "nophone L" edible phones for the beta test, well, all that lead took its toll. It also explains why you have so much rage against "Android L"... reminds you of how you ate all that lead, just for some free "phones".