Humor: You can’t please everyone, despite all of WWDC’s announcements

Humor: You can’t please everyone, despite all of WWDC’s announcements
No doubt WWDC’s keynote address was full of some pretty neat announcements. OS X Yosemite is pretty cool, and stays true to Apple’s computing experience. Of course, here at PhoneArena, we were focused more on what iOS 8 was going to bring to the table.

In broad strokes, it can be said that Apple made significant all-around improvements, but nothing in the way of appearances, and no indication of anything on the wearables front.

For all the updates brought to iOS 8, if you were all excited about the possibility of an iWatch announcement, your expectations were not met. That said, it was not expected to make a debut at WWDC, and we shared that expectation as the developer's conference was about to get underway.

It does make sense that an Apple wearable announcement would be worthy of an event all its own, even separate from a new iPhone introduction. How, when, or if we see that happen is a matter for continued conjecture.

Still, there is no consoling some people, the ultra-devoted fan, waiting with bated breath for the pinnacle of all features and products, all in one big giant announcement. Alas, we all know things do not go that way, and that ultra-fan can only be consoled with a hug.


source: The Joy of Tech

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32 Comments

1. downphoenix

Posts: 3165; Member since: Jun 19, 2010

I know PA occassionally does articles bashing fanboyism, but fanboyism is what brings the clicks, and the fun arguments :p

28. Ashoaib

Posts: 3276; Member since: Nov 15, 2013

Apple copied features from android, Wp, whatsapp and even copied the name of australian company healthkit..... this is what they call innovation, copying features from everywhere

30. appleDOESNT.com

Posts: 456; Member since: Nov 19, 2011

well most innovation is copied, then advanced and excelled... but..um, i just don't get the iClan outroar for features that are on android for years and really ummm, ho humm.. iMO iOS fans get excited with 3 year old advances, yes, just Mi iOpinion

2. appleDOESNT.com

Posts: 456; Member since: Nov 19, 2011

iFail to see the humor, go figure

3. Xelent

Posts: 1; Member since: Jun 04, 2014

It's "waiting with *bated breath"...

4. engineer-1701d unregistered

It's funny because all Apple fans wanted a watch but with no mention they played it off like it's ok it's not time for it, but we fit alot of stuff that all other os units can do and have for years but it's not by Apple lol

5. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Apple caters the "average joes" Android caters the "smart techies "

8. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

Hmmm, Apple caters to the snobby average joes, while Android caters to someone who likes to have choices...techies like them both, or hate them both, or a mix of the two...

12. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

so... apple caters the average humble joes android caters the self proclaim "smart techies", "the one who see the truth"

31. aldridhl

Posts: 76; Member since: Feb 12, 2011

"apple" and "humble" do not belong in the same sentence.

6. Edmund

Posts: 656; Member since: Jul 13, 2012

You can tell how pathetic this site has become by the way it hasn't posted a single article on Computex announcements. Sorry, I forgot, most of the product reveals run Windows.

13. brrunopt

Posts: 742; Member since: Aug 15, 2013

sheeep must not now there a world outside the fence, otherwise how will they keep milking them ?

14. bucky

Posts: 3778; Member since: Sep 30, 2009

Take a look at the comment section of every apple article on this website right now and tell me who comes off as the "sheeep"

16. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

The iFruit users

19. Ninetysix

Posts: 2962; Member since: Oct 08, 2012

Usually the one with the most replies :) Guy's a moron.

24. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Nonsense and BS off topic Stay on the subject. What the hell is my post got to do with this article Listen kid, come back with solid state grounds, not your personal off topic opinions.

25. bucky

Posts: 3778; Member since: Sep 30, 2009

Agreed

15. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Lmfao That was so funny and a big insult Don't these iUsers, iFans have no respect ?

20. Gawain

Posts: 438; Member since: Apr 15, 2010

Yeah, because laptop announcements are good on a phone site... I've seen some stuff from ASUS and HP, but nothing really mobile, what did I miss?

29. roscuthiii

Posts: 2383; Member since: Jul 18, 2010

Have to agree. I know they've got bills to pay and all that, but still... It's become quite apparent they're beholden to the almighty "click" nowadays.

7. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

I created an Apple parody thread over on OnePlus' forum - check it out:https://forums.oneplus.net/threads/the-apple-parody-thread.25849/

10. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Lmfao Apple is GOD to them Dimwits average joes

18. Napalm_3nema

Posts: 2236; Member since: Jun 14, 2013

Yes, you should pity all of the dim-witted doctors, lawyers, captains of industry, and engineers who use the iPhone. I'm sure their lives are unfulfilled because they can't carry an Android device. Like someone pointed out earlier about "sheep," and by extension, almost religious zealots, all you need to do is read the Apple news to see it in action, and it doesn't involve the Apple faithful.

22. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

They are not techies They don't give a dam about what Apple is doing behind their back and what a filth and patent troll Apple is. It's all over the net, Youtube, even every journalist and editor's know Apple is a very bad company who wants ro kill and destroy every otber business and make and believe Apple is all you will need.

23. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

You really are a smart clever techy person, but wow still siding and giving Apple big credits. Wth. Apple is milking you out to looks like.

9. networkdood

Posts: 6330; Member since: Mar 31, 2010

Yeah, very strange and humorless cartoon....

11. FingerMyApple unregistered

Need a hug fandroid? :)

17. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Need a "shave"… ..?

21. StraightEdgeNexus

Posts: 3689; Member since: Feb 14, 2014

Well seriously, this was humor.... YAWN!

26. Sauce unregistered

Why the hell do people expect any hardware any more? After all, it IS a developers conference ... Apple has made it clear that this is their main focus from now on.

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