Humor: What to expect from Apple at WWDC

Humor: What to expect from Apple at WWDC
WWDC is going to be notable for a few reasons this year, particularly when it comes to iOS. This will mark the first version of the OS without Scott Forstall in the picture, instead being shepherded by Jony Ive and Craig Federighi.

We are expecting something “flat” and hopefully more than just a simple visual overhaul of the operating system, as the perpetual grid of apps with no dynamic icons (save the calendar app that at least shows you the current date) is quite stale.

We will certainly see Jony Ive (possibly a stunt double), Tim Cook and maybe Grumpy Cat will signal the launch of a new Mac OS X. The finest developers might find knighthood, and the worst ones might get skewered. Because “flat” is the new skeuomorphic, a steamroller may be on hand to flatten the developers’ apps out.

Of course, we do not think anyone would complain if Jeri Ryan showed up. Yep, it could be quite a keynote indeed.

source: The Joy of Tech


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11 Comments

1. PermanentHiatus

Posts: 267; Member since: Jun 22, 2012

The words: Magical, incredible, revolutionary, unbelievable, gorgeous, awesome, amazing will be used multiple times.

5. blackice214

Posts: 168; Member since: Jan 03, 2013

forgot innovative

7. anywherehome

Posts: 971; Member since: Dec 13, 2011

these words will be use for stolen Android and WP features :)

8. noim1

Posts: 297; Member since: May 15, 2012

I bet we are gonna see a whole lot of Android Features !!!

11. darkkjedii

Posts: 31039; Member since: Feb 05, 2011

They should be. They perfectly describe apples products.

2. SonyXperiaNexus

Posts: 374; Member since: Oct 01, 2012

LMFAO over the iWatch part.

3. mi55u unregistered

LOL grumpy cat and iVe's clone

4. dan86

Posts: 298; Member since: Mar 17, 2012

Apple will lose market share post conference if they really don't come up with TRUE NEW.

6. Ohrules

Posts: 327; Member since: Jun 11, 2012

wait...you mean the date changes on the calender icon :O never noticed that

10. ngyixian96

Posts: 91; Member since: Feb 05, 2012

anywhere to watch live stream ??

12. Stuntman

Posts: 843; Member since: Aug 01, 2011

I like the MMXIII underneath WWDC. That's brilliant!

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