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Humor: What to expect from Apple at WWDC

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Humor: What to expect from Apple at WWDC
WWDC is going to be notable for a few reasons this year, particularly when it comes to iOS. This will mark the first version of the OS without Scott Forstall in the picture, instead being shepherded by Jony Ive and Craig Federighi.

We are expecting something “flat” and hopefully more than just a simple visual overhaul of the operating system, as the perpetual grid of apps with no dynamic icons (save the calendar app that at least shows you the current date) is quite stale.

We will certainly see Jony Ive (possibly a stunt double), Tim Cook and maybe Grumpy Cat will signal the launch of a new Mac OS X. The finest developers might find knighthood, and the worst ones might get skewered. Because “flat” is the new skeuomorphic, a steamroller may be on hand to flatten the developers’ apps out.

Of course, we do not think anyone would complain if Jeri Ryan showed up. Yep, it could be quite a keynote indeed.

source: The Joy of Tech

Humor: What to expect from Apple at WWDC

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posted on 10 Jun 2013, 00:20 10

1. PermanentHiatus (Posts: 267; Member since: 22 Jun 2012)

The words: Magical, incredible, revolutionary, unbelievable, gorgeous, awesome, amazing will be used multiple times.

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 00:49 5

5. blackice214 (Posts: 165; Member since: 03 Jan 2013)

forgot innovative

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 01:15 7

7. anywherehome (Posts: 971; Member since: 13 Dec 2011)

these words will be use for stolen Android and WP features :)

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 01:27 3

8. noim1 (Posts: 297; Member since: 15 May 2012)

I bet we are gonna see a whole lot of Android Features !!!

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 07:34

11. darkkjedii (Posts: 24454; Member since: 05 Feb 2011)

They should be. They perfectly describe apples products.

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 00:25 3

2. SonyXperiaNexus (Posts: 374; Member since: 01 Oct 2012)

LMFAO over the iWatch part.

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 00:30 1

3. mi55u (unregistered)

LOL grumpy cat and iVe's clone

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 00:36

4. dan86 (Posts: 298; Member since: 17 Mar 2012)

Apple will lose market share post conference if they really don't come up with TRUE NEW.

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 01:14

6. Ohrules (Posts: 327; Member since: 11 Jun 2012)

wait...you mean the date changes on the calender icon :O
never noticed that

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 04:44

10. ngyixian96 (Posts: 91; Member since: 05 Feb 2012)

anywhere to watch live stream ??

posted on 10 Jun 2013, 11:39

12. Stuntman (Posts: 836; Member since: 01 Aug 2011)

I like the MMXIII underneath WWDC. That's brilliant!

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