Humor: The real plan behind the Apple Watch

Humor: The real plan behind the Apple Watch
It’s weird how humor can reflect ideas that in some ways, do not seem so far-fetched. Take the classic sci-fi movie, Blade Runner. Set in a future where androids serve in a variety of capacities throughout society, “replicants” are the product of the fictional Tyrell Corporation, “more human than human” being the motto.

Take that same setting, the sun rises, barely piercing into a dark hall where big ideas are being discussed. Except, instead of it being Los Angeles in the future, it is Cupertino in the past. Tim Cook is hatching an idea for the “most personal product” Apple has ever produced.

We’re heard it before, technology as a way to touch our most personal thoughts and feelings. Indeed, it’s not about attracting more customers, it’s about making them. Sound sort of creepy? Maybe, but does it sound completely off-the-wall? With the Apple Watch’s clever ways to “touch” those we care about through a gadget on our wrist, be it a heartbeat or doodle, it could spark a new phenomenon, Apple Watch Baby Boom…or not.

source: The Joy of Tech



1. yUlek

Posts: 57; Member since: May 14, 2014

Dying from laughter

14. Mxyzptlk unregistered

Yes that was funny. I'll admit it.

20. neela_akaash

Posts: 1239; Member since: Aug 05, 2014

Super humor.....

2. mitoita

Posts: 77; Member since: Apr 03, 2014

:)) is**tttt

3. vuyonc

Posts: 1091; Member since: Feb 24, 2014

I wouldn't be that surprised if they tried that LOL XD

4. seven7dust unregistered

funny stuff , but not true , a joke is funnier if true Apple never chased after customers and marketshare, thats a very Microsoft thing to do, even Samsung thing by trying to be everything to everybody, but the s6 did change that philosophy though.

8. sgodsell

Posts: 7430; Member since: Mar 16, 2013

Oh, is that why Apple sued a lot of Android OEMS including Samsung. Because Apple was not chasing after market share at all. Everyone knows how Apple is open and giving, and it shows in the pricing of Apples products. Especially how they don't want to make too much money by ripping off people. How they control and stop jail breaking. Apple is a good guy company, especially when they are thinking of helping the customers wallet. Everyone sees the truth in what I am saying, right.

10. UglyFrank

Posts: 2194; Member since: Jan 23, 2014

Exactly, if they didn't want increased market share, they wouldn't release 8GB versions of their phones for emerging markets.

12. OSarena

Posts: 9; Member since: Apr 08, 2015

Wrong, Apple was trying and protect their current share not increase it, if they wanted to increase it they would follow the pack, not do their own thing and "think differently".

15. sgodsell

Posts: 7430; Member since: Mar 16, 2013

Your right, Apple is not following the pack by making larger phones and putting on higher resolution screens. They use to have the perfect 4" smart phone before. Then they innovated and made larger phones. Apple is so original original.

5. arch_angel

Posts: 1651; Member since: Feb 20, 2015

lol dead

6. jove39

Posts: 2147; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

Its time for phonearena to allow +1 for articles as well. Its funny and I had a good laugh.

27. AndroidLollipop unregistered

Nice thought

7. Neros

Posts: 1016; Member since: Dec 19, 2014

0/10 that was just awful.

9. bendgate unregistered

This and the fight over s6 and ip6 made my day.

13. shahrooz

Posts: 792; Member since: Sep 17, 2013

haha nice one guys

16. soldier820

Posts: 115; Member since: Jan 27, 2015

Well, I will buy this watch to wait for my ex heart beat to stop. And only then it will be money well spend.

17. aleant36

Posts: 71; Member since: Feb 03, 2015


18. ThePython

Posts: 902; Member since: May 08, 2013


19. bwhiting

Posts: 188; Member since: Jun 15, 2013

the next product will be called the iBreed and then next the iBC - for all the needs to meet the right iPhone user for your love life

21. downphoenix

Posts: 3165; Member since: Jun 19, 2010

LOL, sounds diabolical and practical enough to be believeable.

22. PBXtech

Posts: 1032; Member since: Oct 21, 2013

Just like the Pepsi generation.

23. gaming64 unregistered

B.S. Level- B.S.

24. Awaragardiyan unregistered

that was damn funny.


Posts: 2817; Member since: Oct 03, 2012

Apple is crap!

26. macfinest

Posts: 1; Member since: Apr 19, 2015

Totally has made my day! Thomas

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