Holy Motherf&*$@# Batman, Siri talks like a truck driver (VIDEO-NSFW)



Siri, Siri, Siri. What are we going to do with you? You're beginning to act like one of those bad girls that appear on Dr. Phil's show, ending up in some rehab in Texas. And Siri, your performance lately has been abysmal. You recently finished last in a test among your peers like Google Assistant, Cortana and Alexa. And yes, we know you're tired of hearing about Alexa. Actually, we are surprised that you just don't randomly say "Alexa, Alexa, Alexa" in the same manner as Jan Brady's iconic cry, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

So here's what's up with Siri. She has a filthy XXX rated mouth. Unless Apple quickly made a revision to some code, if you ask the iOS powered virtual assistant to define the word mother, she will give you the warm and fuzzy answer about "a woman in relation to a child or children to whom she has given birth." Sounds good, but Siri will then ask if you want the second definition of mother. If you answer yes, she says "as a noun it is short for motherfucker." 

This works on the Apple iPhone 5s and up, on newer Apple iPad models, and on MacOS. If you are away from the earshot of the kiddies, you can click on the video at the top of the screen. The theory is that Siri is sourcing this info from the Oxford Dictionary and once Apple catches wind of this, your fun with Siri is over as she gets her digital mouth washed out with digital soap.


source: Reddit, OxfordDictionary

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10 Comments

1. cryptonx

Posts: 60; Member since: Jan 05, 2016

Might finally buy an iPhone now

8. Scott93274

Posts: 6040; Member since: Aug 06, 2013

lol, don't expect this "Feature" to last all that long. And while I can honestly say that there's nothing Apple can do to pull me away from Android, I do think it's absolutely awesome to hear the VA swear like that.

2. cmdacos

Posts: 4256; Member since: Nov 01, 2016

Lol poor AI hard at work

3. Plasticsh1t

Posts: 3109; Member since: Sep 01, 2014

Hahahahahaha this is some funny s**t. Great job Apple xD

4. lyndon420

Posts: 6822; Member since: Jul 11, 2012

Should build on this...makes her more human!!

6. Vokilam

Posts: 1270; Member since: Mar 15, 2018

i tried it on 2017 ipad it doesnt work.. even after i turn on explicit language setting but you can allow siri get info from other apps (or limit her access to apps) like she does when pulling info from emails, texts, notes, maps, etc. this could be the result of having a certain dictionary app installed as by default siri will have ability to access info within that dictionary app

7. DolmioMan

Posts: 334; Member since: Jan 08, 2018

I’m pretty sure Siri pulled that from the oxford dictionary but it doesn’t work for me.

9. Sammy_DEVIL737

Posts: 1529; Member since: Nov 28, 2016

Now this is what I call a true assistant.

10. southernzombie

Posts: 357; Member since: Jan 17, 2017

Already patched on my co workers iphone. as of about 10 minutes ago.

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