Watch as a young kid performs a durability test on a cardboard Pixel he created

You don't wake up one morning totally obsessed with mobile devices to the point that you want to write or talk about them for a living. Nope. It takes years of training and if you're lucky, you will be accepted into a top school like Harvard where you will take classes like Introduction to Notches and learn about the Great War between iOS and Android. Along the way, you'll be taught about all Antennagate, Bendgate, and Batterygate. If you're an exceptional student, you might even get to learn about nearly extinct phone manufacturers that used to roam the planet like Palm, BlackBerry, and HTC.