Barack Obama, the Mexican gulf oil spill and the scary truth about the iPhone

Barack Obama, the Mexican gulf oil spill and the scary truth about the iPhone
If you thought the headline is just SEO mumbo jumbo, you’re partly right. That is if you haven’t watched this revealing video showing the scary origin of one of the most wanted gizmos in the world - the Apple iPhone. The history of the mythical device dates back to centuries past when Jacques-Yves Cousteau was reportedly the first to discover the iPhone.

In a surprising twist of events, Steve Jobs uncovers the hidden truth about the device to only exploit it in a way you wouldn’t have thought possible. We won’t spoil it any more, the video below goes at great lengths explaining every detail and even calling to action - the only downside is that we’d have to make do with a subtitled version as it’s all in Russian, but your four minutes or so of reading would enlighten you in the most hilarious way possible. Don’t hesitate to also share your own view on the matter if you find the guys from My Duck’s Vision have missed something!

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1. woot! unregistered


2. HiTz unregistered

This is so hillarious.......i m sure that in few days a video will leak out saying Steve Jobs is an Alien........:P

25. xenover

Posts: 174; Member since: May 27, 2011

I didn't get that it was fake until they mentioned finding phones underwater :D

3. bsbokc

Posts: 7; Member since: Aug 16, 2011

I always knew they were crazy in Russia

24. NeXoS

Posts: 292; Member since: May 03, 2011

Yea, no kidding, thank Allah they didn't win the cold war.

4. XiphiasGladius

Posts: 813; Member since: Aug 21, 2011

Lol Crazy indeed. . .

5. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Hey this is the most informative news clip I have ever seen. This proves Apple & most notably Shepherd Steve Jobs is EVIL. I am glad I was never converted into an iSheep. There was a time I almost strayed into the dark side, but my good friend Yoda kept warning me. He always said BEWARE OF THE DARK SIDE! lol

11. iKingTrust

Posts: 716; Member since: Jul 27, 2011

its funny how you hate Apple so much but you are always in the Apple articles. lol. you a funny guy. you can come out the closet now, everyone on this site now knows you really love Apple

12. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Hey I got 50 shares of Apple stock, you are so right I love Apple! lol

16. iKingTrust

Posts: 716; Member since: Jul 27, 2011

lol. Too funny. i have a nice piece off apple too. i guess you can say the made i Rotten rich. lol

17. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

lol That is funny! iRotten rich! lol

14. ilia1986 unregistered

Hey I got an iPhone 4! and I hope that Apple BURNS DOWN TO ITS ROTTEN iCORE. They should make a T-Shirt out of it: "I bought an iPhone 4, and hoped for Widgets in iOS5, but all I got was this Magical and Revolutionary T-shirt."

18. darth8ball

Posts: 520; Member since: Aug 02, 2011

While my monniker is Darth8ball, and yes I am a Sith Lord, even Adolph Jobs is too evil for me to want to play with. The Dark Side is nothing compared to the world of Apple.

28. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

darth8ball that is hardcore, BUT true! lol

6. Ash22 unregistered

:D hahahha Steve Jobs...... u cant hide de truth forever :P

7. remixfa

Posts: 14605; Member since: Dec 19, 2008

wow.. lol. so, the aliens left their old junk behind when they upgraded to a new OS (probably android lol) and steve jobs is selling it as over priced 2nd hand trash. wow, confirms everything I ever thought.

8. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011


13. corps1089

Posts: 492; Member since: Jan 20, 2010

I think that xenoanthropology will show that it was not a new OS version that caused the mass alien tech graveyards; but mass rejection when the aliens manufacturers gained total marketshare and ran out of other people's IP to patent and then sue for infringement against. Once that happened, the alien manufacturer had no choice but to turn and sue thier own customers [litererally evertyone]: claiming that while courts had decided you own the hardware when you purchase it, the use of the OS on the hardware constitutes infringement unlese you individualy license it from the manufacturer. Family and shared data plans died off, sideloading of apps was ruled Grand Larceny in "œ§╒ versus Mars Prime", and when saying the word Apps cost $5: the Milky Way community rose en mass, went "no Tech" for a week and subsequently died off. The only remnant of the race was the CEO of Mars Prime. His gene modification therapy to combine his alien DNA with human DNA is now reversing; causing him to become emaciated and spend much time in hospitals; away from the helm spotlight his highly valued company comands...

26. thekai12

Posts: 25; Member since: Dec 07, 2010

yor problbly right because when im gonna come wth my own designded htc phone android would kill apple ones for good

9. Scooby unregistered

What happened to the old t-mobile girl? Not down with the new one.

20. Jeromeo

Posts: 135; Member since: Jan 11, 2010

The old one was Catherine Z Jones (it won't let me type Zeta following Catherine--try posting a comment with those words in that order if you don't believe me), a well-known, beautiful, Welsch actress who signed a multi-million dollar advertising deal. The new girl is just a cute, struggling actress from LA. I don't care if it's the President of the USA, a bum off the street, or any actor from any country in the world; I care about pricing plans for the money.

10. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

It would have been better if there was an English version if only because the need to read the subtitles meant I couldn't keep my eyes on the images. Funny concept though. Does this mean we may get a rewritten version of Red Storm Rising, maybe reversed so the terrorists blow up the American iPhone fields, forcing us to start World War 3 with Russia for their untapped iPhone deposits? :p

15. desterno unregistered

lol,that could be the perfect publicity for the next iphone

19. Jeromeo

Posts: 135; Member since: Jan 11, 2010

I have a friend with a severe learning disability. She would be appalled by comments suggesting that this video is 'retarded'. Because she's not impaired enough to create a video like this one...

21. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Well, someone has less of a sense of humor than they think they do. :)

22. Mars unregistered

23. shafboy

Posts: 179; Member since: Sep 26, 2010

Hmm.. Wonder what Alienware are doing...

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