Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him - $3000, and for Her - $3500

Gresso unveiling iPhone 4 for Him  - $3000, and for Her - $3500
Have you been staring recently at that mahogany area between the stick shift and the dashboard of your Benz, and feeling deep inside that something's missing? No? Well then - busted your head over how to get Miley Cyrus go out with you?

Stop worrying, Gresso has you covered! The luxury cell phone manufacturer (or, should we say, artisan) announced two very special iPhone 4 handsets just for those situations. The $3000 “iPhone 4 for man” will sit nicely on said area in the Benz with its 200-year-old African Blackwood case and Apple logo on the back, made of 18-karat gold. And what starlet could resist the “iPhone for lady”, which adds back panel engravings and Swarovski crystals (now, that's original, ain't it) to the mix.

Financial crisis brought on by an obsessed with consumerism society? Gresso has thought of that, too, as these iPhone 4s inside the glitz and glamor are, oddly enough, of the cheaper 16GB variety. Plus, they are almost a bargain, considering some other offerings (nudge, wink, Vertu) that cost five times that, and are still mid-range as phones.

We are not really worried that African Blackwood plants are cursing at Steve Jobs now, as we can't really imagine the Gresso gadget jewelery flying off the shelves when they come as part of the December 2010 collection. And who said the iPhone is not a status symbol?

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6 Comments

1. kemper24

Posts: 5; Member since: Jun 12, 2010

LOL for that price it should have android booted on with 4 os and a jailbreak lmao!!!!!!!!!!

2. cc16177

Posts: 312; Member since: May 09, 2010

Or just diamonds.

7. PapaJay224

Posts: 866; Member since: Feb 08, 2009

Hopefully you dont have to hold this one a certain way, maybe the diamonds help.....

4. ace1122

Posts: 237; Member since: Mar 23, 2009

And i though iPhones were already a waste of money...

5. droidman

Posts: 106; Member since: Mar 17, 2010

And waste of our time we are dumber now for reading this article

6. corporateJP

Posts: 2458; Member since: Nov 28, 2009

Look, now rich fags can be ultra cool. This one's got Joe Rogan and Ashton Kutcher written all over it.

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