Chuck Norris has been robbed, because of the Palm Pre!

Chuck Norris has been robbed, because of the Palm Pre!
Chuck Norris has been spotted taking a nice walk in the park the other day. According to the source, while he was enjoying the tweeting birds (which he has allowed to live), around twenty masked villains have jumped out of the near bushes. They were armed with knives, broken glass bottles and clubs. Chuck was surrounded, but he still didn’t blink even once in 5 minutes. In another 5 minutes, one of the men asked him whether he can take his money. While thinking about it, Norris reached for his beard in order to scratch it a bit. In this very moment, five of the robbers have fallen unconscious, because of the great fear. The rest looked at each other but before they managed to realize what was happening, Chuck has already stomped the ground, which began to crack on the instant. Twenty seconds later, only one of the attackers was still standing on his feet. He was just about to start praying for his life, when “something” fell from the sky with a zipping sound and hit Norris on the head. Stunned, the action hero fell on his knees. Actually, what has hit him has been the final unit of the Palm Pre, accidentally dropped from a passing helicopter. The last robber left standing has immediately taken advantage of the situation and stolen all the money he could find in the action hero’s jacket. After this, he vanished without a trace. Thirteen seconds later, Chuck Norris was already standing on his feet again, examining what has managed to knock him down. All of a sudden, he exclaimed: “Hey, weren’t you supposed to be released on Survivor’s final?!” In the end, he put the Pre in his pocket and went on with his walk, because he knew that nobody else has a final unit of the Palm Pre.

source: April 1

Well, just in case someone has actually believed this story – today is April 1, you know… jokes and stuff.



1. mikeaud44

Posts: 30; Member since: Dec 05, 2008

Grammar? Guess no one over there does any proofreading. Funny story nonetheless.

2. Slayor721

Posts: 43; Member since: Dec 27, 2008

they really suck at comming up with false stories on April 1st. this one and the false iPhone hardware falurie story really r gay. they all sound so false at the start.

3. lovexlucy

Posts: 16; Member since: Feb 14, 2009

ehh i knew it wasnt real when i saw chuck norris but it was funny =]

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