Accused murderer asks Siri to hide his roommate

Accused murderer asks Siri to hide his roommate
There is no shortage of stories featuring the world's dumbest criminals, but it is rare that we get to cover one of those around here. Criminals who use permanent markers to draw "masks" on their faces don't really fall into the mobile world. However, when someone asks Siri where he can hide a body, that's a different story.

The story came out yesterday as new evidence in the case of Pedro Bravo, a University of Florida student accused of killing his roommate, Christian Aguilar, back in 2012. According to prosecutors, Bravo fired up Siri and told his iPhone, "I need to hide my roommate." The records also show that Bravo used the flashlight on his iPhone nine times for a total of 48 minutes on the night of the murder; and, the location data from the phone doesn't match where Bravo claimed to be that night. That's quite a bit of evidence from Bravo's phone. 

Siri had been known to give a joke answer to the question "Where’s a good place to hide a body?" Siri used to answer that question by asking, "What kind of place are you looking for? Swamps. Reservoirs. Metal foundries. Dumps." However, Apple obviously realized that it could be in some legal trouble if a situation like this ever arose, and now Siri simply answers by saying, "What, again?"

source: KIRO TV via 9to5Mac

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61 Comments

1. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

How stupid and iDumb are Apple users....?

6. Duketytz

Posts: 534; Member since: Nov 28, 2013

Smartphones and Dumbpeople

19. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

This is literally the typical iPhone user... I really hate to say that, but it is what it is! All the smart iPhone users have already migrated to Android. So what is left are the riff raff, elderly, & the teens!!! Ohh & hipnotika! lol +1

26. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

If "this is typical the iPhone user" and you are an Android user…what does that make the rest of you? One represents all. So with that logic, all Android users must be incompetent inbred morons?

28. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

^^^ Guy it's a joke... It's really not that serious. lol "incompetent inbred morons" hahahahahahahaha!!!

29. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

Whether it's a joke or not, people like you reflect bad on me, an Android user.

32. tedkord

Posts: 17356; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

No more than the guy this article was about reflects badly on iPhone users. You're rejecting his original comment with the same logic.

45. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

GREAT comment!!! Wonderful. +1

37. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Look if a joke on PhoneArena.com "reflects bad on you" the Android user, it seems you have more issues you may need to deal with. I am an Android user & nothing anyone can say will make me ever feel the way you do. Again it's not that serious. There are bigger problems in life than a dumb joke on PhoneArena.com. Just take it easy...

39. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

"There are bigger problems in life" Yet you're the one always complaining and crying about the iPhone and Apple as a company… Lol...

41. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

I can complain about anything I want. I just don't call people names like: "incompetent inbred morons" Do you get my drift? There goes your Android user theory... I am an Android user who CLEARLY doesn't act like you.

44. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

Quit tryna' fool yourself lol

61. theshark

Posts: 7; Member since: Oct 25, 2013

Considering probably 90% of the people with smartphones are either Android or iPhone users I don't think there's really any way to generalise them anymore. It's just people, and most of them are a bit stupid.

55. techperson211

Posts: 1280; Member since: Feb 27, 2014

butt hurt? hahaha!! or your ego as an iFan?

31. syncronyze

Posts: 103; Member since: Apr 26, 2014

It's obviously serious because this isn't the first time you've made a post like this. Makes you look immature for trying to call out iPhone users for green thumbs.

38. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Listen if you were on PhoneArena.com during the golden age of say 2008 - 2011 you would not be saying what you are saying... Trust me. I just poke fun at those classic people & to the new blood on PhoneArena.com it may seem like I am doing it for some cheap green thumbs. Let me tell you once upon a time there was a red thumbs down...

40. syncronyze

Posts: 103; Member since: Apr 26, 2014

I've come to the site since like 2010, I just didn't make an account because of how many jerks there were in the comment section lol. I know there was a thumbs down before. A lot of the top comments on articles now wouldn't be at the top if there was a thumbs down. But I do understand you're making a joke. It's just hard to tell the difference between trolling and poking fun sometimes on this site because some people are too closeminded.

42. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

See I can pleasantly agree with you. What you have just said makes perfect sense. The trolling is a little out of control but it's the nature of the beast online. I try to never take things too seriously. This is supposed to be for fun after all. I will express my opinion though as I hope others do as well. +1 to you my good sir or madam!

43. Atrixboyyy

Posts: 597; Member since: Nov 03, 2011

Ahhh how I miss the thumbs down button, it was the best lol

47. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Yes to me that's the biggest tragedy to be bestowed on us from PhoneArena.com! What I wish they would do is to get a tally of all the thumbs up ever received. I like how they added the post meter, well they should add a lifetime green thumb meter to the post meter! Just my idea to make PhoneArena.com more fun! lol

46. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

Thumbs down was the best. Used to come on here just to watch the down-votes flyyyy.

48. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

They are red-eyed and dead-eyed. They are brain-dead and stiff-lipped. Their pale faces stare at you, ready to infect you, so that they can affect you. Who are these people? These are the iZombies. Yes, no sooner had Samsung become somewhat bored with smacking at Apple's pinata of faith then Nokia decided that it, too, must show iPhone users as a group gone awry. Human vs iZombies

49. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

Too funny! lol Some people will get offended! +1

51. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

Can't they see themselves? he wonders. "Don't they realize what pale imitations they are? Even Apple admits that all its users are simply mindless cultists who need to photograph the world on their iPhone, rather than, say, living." It seems they realize nothing. There are too many of them. They no longer have minds of their own. They just want to flash him with their wares.

27. syncronyze

Posts: 103; Member since: Apr 26, 2014

Hahahaha LOLZ ANDROID FTW!!! APPUL SUX EGGS UR ALL KIDZ HEHE

35. The-Sailor-Man

Posts: 1095; Member since: Mar 25, 2014

By the way , I haven't seen so far any iPhone user to use the Siri BS. . (And no one of the iPhone users I know have activated the TouchID BS)

56. quakan

Posts: 1418; Member since: Mar 02, 2011

You must never leave your home then.

59. AlikMalix unregistered

I've been using Siri for everything on my phone, all my friends do, and everyone who has 5s uses the Touch ID - it works perfect now... I have not seen anyone use Google Now, or S-voice, or S-pause, or w/e on any product iOS or Android. I see Androids here and there, but most people I ask have no idea what Google Now is (try it), but everyone know what Siri is and many use it for more than just making calls quickly, set up reminders, events, and make new notes. I launch apps with Siri, I locate my wife and friends with Siri, I set up reservations at restaurants with Siri, I use her as a calculator, and change settings on my phone. I use it to find gas stations, and give me directions. Albeit, many dont know full capabilities of Siri, but they use the software mainly to make quick calls, and send texts - I've seen every iPhone user do that...

58. AlikMalix unregistered

What did you just call me? Are you guys retarded? This man is obviously stupid, but to call Apple users stupid, dumb, and that an example of that is a typical iPhone user is really bordering retard. Do Android people really have no brain to make a decent post regarding any article including Apple. All I see is this demeaning crap you people post - can we all grow up. And those that defend this crap as "relax it's a joke". Well maybe make it funny - this is just lazy..

2. dorianb

Posts: 617; Member since: Oct 24, 2012

Party.... Poopers....

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