5 gadgets for (overly) paranoid smartphone users

5 gadgets for (overly) paranoid smartphone users
When we finished this article, we concluded that one may consider themselves paranoid all they want, but you can never be truly paranoid unless you start carrying your cash inside your iPhone case, which also doubles as a darn stun gun, while you're using your phone to monitor where your kids and the dog are going right about now. That's the kind of stuff you'll be getting into with this humble selection of five gadgets for the (overly) paranoid mobile users.

We bet there are tens more creative ideas out there, but that's all we could muster before we lapsed into the dilemma of getting - or not getting - the iPhone stun gun case (pictured left). It's so glorious, it literally makes your iPhone stunning! Anyway, have fun seeing these examples of creative extremism, and come in with your own discoveries if you have any to share.

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16 Comments

1. hafini_27

Posts: 949; Member since: Oct 31, 2013

Well, I hid my porn collection quite deep. I think I am okay. And a stun gun? Is that legal?

2. ArtSim98

Posts: 3535; Member since: Dec 21, 2012

Not in most parts of developed world :p

3. Be_Mine

Posts: 242; Member since: Dec 29, 2013

Imagine...Accidentally stunning yourself..! :O

4. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

I could see a bathroom incident and media in the future with that case.

8. ArtSim98

Posts: 3535; Member since: Dec 21, 2012

Like Homer in the Simpsons xDDDD

15. SaintHelena

Posts: 397; Member since: Nov 05, 2014

Imagine when thief got your phone, and stunned you.

9. soonershooter

Posts: 1; Member since: Dec 09, 2014

stun guns are mostly legal, some states (or cities) in US maybe not. Best bet is to carry (legally) a concealed handgun, something in a small 9mm or even .380 if you are new to guns.

10. WHoyton1

Posts: 1635; Member since: Feb 21, 2013

Or just dont carry a gun at all...Or are you one of those "Guns dont kill people, People kill people" types of person?

11. Planterz

Posts: 2120; Member since: Apr 30, 2012

Oh, STFU. Some people refuse to be a willing victim. Maybe things are a blissful utopia where you live, but here in the States, it's a person's right (some would say responsibility) to protect themselves and those around them. And before you ask, no, I don't own a gun myself. Yet. But as the victim of a stabbing (despite having my own knife, I wasn't able to retaliate), a proper way to defend myself is on my list of things to get. Of course, a stun gun iPhone case isn't what I'd go for.

16. saffant

Posts: 274; Member since: Jul 04, 2011

An eye for an eye, and the whole world is blind. That man who stabbed you probably was in your place not too long ago, and the perpetrator was in the same shoes before him, and so on so forth. Cycle continues, and people retaliate crime with more crime, and the pot turns and the US continues to become an even bigger sh*thole. So much for your liberties, murica!

5. SaintHelena

Posts: 397; Member since: Nov 05, 2014

CLICK BAIT!!!!! DAMN YOU Luis. D. One more click bait from PA, I will browse PA from my other browser that block ads (block PA income) This article should be titled 3 paranoid for APPLE product, and 2 non-smartphone user!!!!

6. skymitch89

Posts: 1452; Member since: Nov 05, 2010

The "Pocket Vault" is also know as an "Alumawallet". You can find them for anywhere between $5 and $20 depending where you look at (if you can even find them anymore).

7. PopeFrancis

Posts: 110; Member since: Aug 05, 2014

When I saw the picture of the article, I thought it was some news about the Nokia N82 :'(

12. cripton805

Posts: 1485; Member since: Mar 18, 2012

Ill take the stun gun. Do they make cases for different phones?

13. George_S

Posts: 4; Member since: Oct 19, 2014

Stun gun case, nice touch

14. TheNeighbor

Posts: 370; Member since: Nov 15, 2013

Isn't the iPhone the first thing the mugger or snatcher get? Seriously, if you want your cash or card safe, get a leg shin strap on pouch. At least get a concealed waist pocket, and have a wallet as decoy. Not a contraption for the thief to get with one go with everything important bundled.

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