Floor plans, landscaping and renderings of Apple's new campus surface

7. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 09:51 2 1

this made me think of "cult of personality", good song it is.

45. InspectorGadget80 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 16:27 0 1

THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD

46. tobinaomasayuki posted on 08 Jun 2012, 17:49 2 0

it's designed so visitors could play temple run. you steal something and run, the guards will catch you

49. PhoneArenaUser posted on 09 Jun 2012, 08:55 0 0

Looks like a sectas house. :D

5. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 09:50 5 2

remix you always make me laugh. im surprised taco hasnt come at you with his d**k beaters yet.

8. jmoita2 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 10:00 3 2

LMAO!!! A secret, dark college to which only those that have been initiated into the dark arts of the Sith have access to.

10. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 10:45 2 0

and you have just been invited to learn the ways of the dark side of the force my young apprentice... you shall, from now on, go by the name of darth omnios...

16. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:25 2 0

and i am your master... darth noxus.

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19. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:30 2 0

As you wish...

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20. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:32 1 0

The Skull and Bones of the west coast... lol!

21. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:35 1 0

do you wish to be my apprentice as well?

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24. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:42 1 0

There can only be one master and one apprentice. We are Sith, are we not? Who must I duel in order to be one or the other?

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25. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:46 1 0

if you want the apprenticeship you must kill the current apprentice... darth omnios...

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28. jmoita2 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 12:37 1 0

No, you must have a cock fight,err, sword fight with Republican...

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27. Republican posted on 08 Jun 2012, 12:23 2 1

Then bend over and grab your ankles, and I shall show you the Dark Side Of The Force.

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30. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 13:18 0 0

i have too many apprentice... dag nabbit...

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32. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:09 0 0

Not for long... meheheheh...

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31. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:08 0 0

Your fly is undone...

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33. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:11 1 0

no, no its not... thats how i killed my master. stupid fool fell for it too.

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35. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:15 0 0

shhhh... I was aiming for Republican... pray you did not alter my plans further.

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37. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:40 0 0

oh...my bad.

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38. Non_Sequitur posted on 08 Jun 2012, 15:22 2 1

I really hope that Apple never has a university. I'm freaking scared. Almost as much as Eric Cartman thinking that the Chinese are going to take over the world.
But really. If Apple takes over in the future and all I have to use is a Mac and an iPhone, I'm going to go ballistic.

39. remixfa posted on 08 Jun 2012, 15:41 3 0

the chinese ARE taking over the world.. they are doing it through economics, not war though. They happen to have us by the balls through our love of debt spending.

13. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:22 0 0

Alright, that's cryptic. Now I've gotta hear this explanation...

18. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:27 1 0

lol...

14. AppleConspiracy posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:24 3 0

And soon you will be able to go to The Church in Cupertino :-)

17. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:26 1 0

Hahaha... I see what you did there... +1

22. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:40 0 0

Speaking on that subject... anyone feel like a little light reading for fun? Go check out 1 Nephi 8:25-28, 31-33, and 1 Nephi 11:35-36 in The Book of Mormon... so, I see that Apple is building themselves a lovely "great and spacious building"... how nice... (wink wink)

26. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 12:07 1 0

im currently reading the jedi path to a group of youngsters and telling them how important it is to join the dark side of the force... because we have cookies.

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40. remixfa posted on 08 Jun 2012, 15:42 2 0

well.. now that you have cookies.. im game.

white chocolate macadamia nut for me please :)

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41. thedarkside posted on 08 Jun 2012, 15:46 0 0

thats my favorite kind of cookie.

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50. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 09 Jun 2012, 11:05 1 0

mmmm... white chocolate macadamia nut... so evil!

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51. jmoita2 posted on 11 Jun 2012, 17:28 0 0

We also happen to have the best weapons and coolest ships...lol!!!

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44. jmoita2 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 16:04 0 0

In the land of milk and honey...

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43. jmoita2 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 16:00 1 0

It's not a church in Cupertino...
It's the Temple Of Doom...lol!!!

47. remixfa posted on 08 Jun 2012, 17:50 2 0

so.. they have a boulder that rolls at people in perpetual motion since its a perfect circle?

that would actually be awesome. lolol

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54. jmoita2 posted on 12 Jun 2012, 09:35 1 0

Yes, they do. Like in that old Indiana Jones movie. Wait, how did you know??? Are you a spy???

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15. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:25 2 0

Is there some Androider going around thumbing down anyone who says the thing looks cool? I mean, seriously, it looks cool! Who cares if it is Apple's new crib... it still looks cool, and I'd have said the same thing if, in some alternate reality, it was Google's new crib instead.

23. AppleConspiracy posted on 08 Jun 2012, 11:40 0 0

It looks huge, monumental, eternal, perfectly circular and symmetrical as if it reflects ideals of God's creative power in sacral architecture through history.

On the other hand, the surrounding ambient is imagined as pure Eden from the beginning of man, making this structure even more unique and sacred.

The whole concept render is bursting with religious allusions, it's almost unbearable to look at it, like it's destined to have u ritualistic aura around itself.

I think this is the pure symptom of Apple as religious phenomenon - whether they see themselves as the rulers of the World by God's demand, whether we see them this way. Apple represents something special, something that is not purely of this World - it's something transcedental, on the other side of Earth - from heavens maybe. Apple is, like in this architectural reflection, clearly understood as a divine entity - something that we are all secretly aware of.

36. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:17 0 0

Now that you mention it, it is eerily, ominously, well... (facepalm)

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29. jmoita2 posted on 08 Jun 2012, 12:38 1 0

hepresearch, You are LDS!!!

34. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 08 Jun 2012, 14:12 1 0

Yes sir... true-blue, through and through, dyed-in-the-wool!

52. jmoita2 posted on 11 Jun 2012, 17:34 1 0

I used to be one as well...
But the Dark Side seduced me...
lol!!!

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53. hepresearch (unregistered) posted on 11 Jun 2012, 20:31 0 0

Hahaha... well played, sir... well played...

LOL!

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