What your smartphone says about you: the "deeper" meaning behind the brands!

To break away from the daily grind, we delve into the ethereal side of technology to unveil what the brand of smartphone you chose reveals about you as a person. It goes as well as you might expect.
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88 Comments

40. japkoslav

Posts: 1499; Member since: Feb 19, 2017

What my smartphone says about me? Nothing, it's just a stupid "smart"phone.

41. Leo_MC

Posts: 7212; Member since: Dec 02, 2011

Hmm, somebody has been following me around in order to write this article - it's spot on: sure, I'm perfect, I know a lot of stuff, you have the honor of me being here, but you shouldn't have had to tell everybody... Who has followed me?, I'm thinking of suing you?! :))))

42. skyline88

Posts: 697; Member since: Jul 15, 2013

the OnePlus description is eerily accurate!

44. whatev

Posts: 2204; Member since: Oct 28, 2015

Omg, the iPhone one has me in tears, lmao, people really think their phones are a projection of their personalities *smh

46. NateAdam8

Posts: 436; Member since: Feb 17, 2012

Hahaha!, That's some funny s**t.

49. bucknassty

Posts: 1325; Member since: Mar 24, 2017

funny or not every joke stretches the truth to some extent

50. pogba

Posts: 105; Member since: Jun 13, 2018

The f**k did I just read...

52. monoke

Posts: 1157; Member since: Mar 14, 2015

I've always wanted to be just like my grandmother, and my friend, his mother and grandmother too... That's why I got me an iPhone.

54. mrochester

Posts: 978; Member since: Aug 17, 2014

Notice how only one phone is not Android. So much for all the competition that Google has generated...

55. Vancetastic

Posts: 1104; Member since: May 17, 2017

This article sure has pointed out the humorless fanboys around here. Best article I’ve read today!

57. ing0ram

Posts: 19; Member since: Jan 15, 2019

I found this article problematic, so I threw money on the screen of my Samsung to fix the issue. I think it is true...

58. ebilcake

Posts: 1227; Member since: Jul 16, 2016

What a load of crap.

62. cdgoin

Posts: 614; Member since: Jul 28, 2010

Seriously the most stupid article I ever read..Can I have my time back ?

65. Wazupmrg

Posts: 155; Member since: Apr 10, 2017

Stupidity at its highest form with this idiotic "article". So bias it's pathetic. Please fire the writer and stop creating more filth on your website than is already there.

66. wickedwilly

Posts: 667; Member since: Sep 19, 2018

I thought the Sony Phone contained many traits of an iPhone user, rather than a Sony one.

69. cdgoin

Posts: 614; Member since: Jul 28, 2010

As a Sony phone user I agree.. I think thier phones look better and they aren't loaded with a bunch of crap. Also battery seems better, etc.. they simply work and look unique. The Samsungs and the rest of them all look the same.

70. kabhijeet.16

Posts: 885; Member since: Dec 05, 2012

Absolute nonsense

71. Clivester

Posts: 16; Member since: May 05, 2015

hahahahaha - Nice one guys. Great reading from the everyday norm

75. hightower8655

Posts: 10; Member since: Apr 13, 2013

This article made me laugh. Kudos for keeping me on my toes, PA.

78. baldilocks

Posts: 1494; Member since: Dec 14, 2008

What a crock of BS this is....

79. Vogue1985

Posts: 448; Member since: Jan 24, 2017

Where the hell is Nokia? And HTC?

80. Vogue1985

Posts: 448; Member since: Jan 24, 2017

The LG should be Google Pixel/Nexus. If there one understate smartphone line is LG.

81. domfonusr

Posts: 1083; Member since: Jan 17, 2014

My modern smartphone experience (Android) is 2 parts LG, 1 part Motorola... the LG part is both dismal and funny, and both of those because it is true for me in some measure. The Moto part is also a little bit true in some ways. Kinda scary, actually... PA, how did you know? LOL! Next time, please include a section for Nokia. Thnx!

84. J2017

Posts: 73; Member since: Oct 25, 2017

Ok, I wonder why I'm here if I hate iPhone arena's biased views and I came to the conclusion that it's the mobile layout that I like but this is the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm done android authority and GSM arena here I come.

85. Voodooman

Posts: 26; Member since: Oct 20, 2017

One good article. Thanks for the laughs!

86. JMartin22

Posts: 2369; Member since: Apr 30, 2013

The horoscope for the iPhone was the only brand associated with positive remarks. The rest were all subverted with negative aspects or remakes, go figure

87. hamaidx

Posts: 85; Member since: Apr 28, 2015

I got 2 words for ya - SUC IT !

88. Gawain

Posts: 437; Member since: Apr 15, 2010

This is the best fun-article I've read on here in a long time! Bwhahaahahaahaa!!
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