Almost ten years after the iPhone's debut, accessory makers have realized just how profitable making cases for the smartphone line is. As a result, the market is oversaturated with cases, ranging from the pretty and stylish ones designed to wow, to the rugged and manly, made to protect your device from the elements.
But really, who cares? We don't care about pretty, and we don't need rugged – just give us the real deal, please. We want the fluffiest, the shiniest, the gaudiest cases – and we want them now. So here's out pick of ten of the ten worst cases you can outfit your iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus with.