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Stuff fanboys say, Android edition (video)

0. phoneArena posted on 24 Oct 2012, 02:27

After the stuff that Apple fans say about their iDevices, now it is time for Android users to get parodied in a hilarious video. Talking points like widgets, standard ports, larger screens and pricing get bandied about as any self-respecting fanboy would know and use against the archenemy with the fruit logo on the back...

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posted on 24 Oct 2012, 03:32 1

13. doubler86 (Posts: 320; Member since: 26 Jan 2011)

lol I agree with this up to 0.46 seconds. I have been guilty of more than one of those sayings. After that though he just sounds like a whiny douche, or in´╗┐ other words, an Apple user.

Oh ya and Rooting definitely qualifies as amazingly hot pillow talk.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 10:57 1

35. 305Bucko (Posts: 506; Member since: 07 Aug 2011)

oh beleive me, I work at Sprint and the VAST mayority of whiny douches are the Android crowd.

Whenever I activate an iPhone that customer never comes back complaining. Sell an Android and be ready to provide tech support for the entire 2 year contract.

Get a job at AT&T, Verizon Sprint... it will open your eyes to the real world ;)

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 20:06 1

43. quickweevil (Posts: 51; Member since: 21 Dec 2011)

Yes, yes, yes... a thousand times yes! I work at Verizon and very rarely do iPhone customers come back... Android phones are 50/50.

posted on 25 Oct 2012, 07:31

45. someones4 (Posts: 625; Member since: 16 Sep 2012)

andorid fanboys have higher standards.

posted on 26 Oct 2012, 08:25

47. 305Bucko (Posts: 506; Member since: 07 Aug 2011)

Higher standards? Umm i think you have it backwards. IPhone users are by far more picky. When I see a customer is picky I dont bother showing them android phones or they will be back in a few days complaining about "force close", battery life, pulling battery to reset when frozen. Only android fans can put up with that.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 03:42 4

14. Whateverman (Posts: 3284; Member since: 17 May 2009)

This one was okay, but not as fanny as the iPhone version. I got a few that should have made the list...

1. Where's my update?!?
2. The iPhone is boring.
3. I need an SD card slot"
4. iFail.
5. It's only slower because it's running Flash!
6. Damn it! Locked boot loader!
7. I hate bloatware!
And everyone's favorite...
8. BAHHHH!!!

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 03:44 1

15. jshan (Posts: 200; Member since: 25 Dec 2011)

So hillariouse !! LOL

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 03:53 1

16. enGet (Posts: 31; Member since: 19 Oct 2012)

I've owned three Android devices in the last two years and two of them were unable to connect to a WiFi connection without using a static IP address. That's pretty low-tech.

Google "Android device must have static IP address to connect to wifi" to see how many people have the same problem.

However, I hate Apple as much as anyone (maybe more, I used to work for them in the 90s), but at least their phones don't need to use static IPs...

I'll probably be lookign at Win 8 phones this fall for my next purchase... close my eyes, grit my teeth and shell out for th Nokia 920...

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 04:37 3

22. p0rkguy (Posts: 685; Member since: 23 Nov 2010)

Can you mention the models of these three devices?

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 18:20

41. jroc74 (Posts: 6019; Member since: 30 Dec 2010)

Seeing as how I had a Droid 1, Droid X1, G Nex, Rezound, RAZR, and now RAZR Maxx HD and never had this problem....

I will assume it was the phones you had.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 18:27

42. jroc74 (Posts: 6019; Member since: 30 Dec 2010)

What I do see, is Sony Android phones have alot of these complaints. I believe it seeing as how my 360 hasnt had any internet issues over the past 4 years, and my PS3 has been messing up for the past 2 years. Granted its the 80GB Metal Gear system but still...

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 03:54 2

17. ogy_dogy (Posts: 453; Member since: 29 Jun 2012)

As a wp user i have been a victim of many such comments, have some simpathy lol, cool video, the iphone one was better though :-P

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 04:07 2

18. KingKurogiii (Posts: 5713; Member since: 23 Oct 2011)

let me root your phone. lol, that's me. xD
funny stuff, funny stuff.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 04:18 1

19. Non_Sequitur (Posts: 1111; Member since: 16 Mar 2012)

This is awesome! xD
I personally don't have as many "hater-isms" as the guy in the video, but I used to be almost as bad as this.
However, I do always ask to see the Android phones that my friends have so I can do a bunch of tweaking. They are reluctant at first, but they end up loving it, haha.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 04:35 1

21. p0rkguy (Posts: 685; Member since: 23 Nov 2010)

Sad part is the people who made this video are Apple lovers.
Every single video they've uploaded revolves around Apple. Nice try fagg*ts.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 09:37 2

32. nwright94 (unregistered)

Get over yourself, they made one for android fans to bash on, they're just made for humor. And just because someone doesn't use android doesn't make them a faggot, stop being so elitist. You're just like the apple fans "it's not an apple so it sucks therefore you suck" except replace apple with android.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 07:05 2

26. JunitoNH (Posts: 1934; Member since: 15 Feb 2012)

Lol that was too funny. Honestly, most geeks look like the guy, minus the girlfriend.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 07:52

28. Fuego84 (Posts: 352; Member since: 13 May 2012)

The imagine video was funnier this didn't make me laugh once.

posted on 24 Oct 2012, 08:00 2

30. shnibz (Posts: 390; Member since: 18 Sep 2011)

This dude comes across as annoying as some of the brainless purely "fan" based comments that go up on PA. Well done

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