Judge Koh to Apple lawyers: Are you smoking crack?

Judge Koh hit her limit today with Apple's lawyers, asking them if they'd lost their minds when submitting nearly two dozen witnesses and 75 pages of paperwork for their 4 hour rebuttal period...
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43. 305Bucko

Posts: 506; Member since: Aug 07, 2011

and crack is not cocaine right...

55. johnbftl

Posts: 283; Member since: Jun 09, 2012

About as much as meth is sudaffed.


Posts: 4851; Member since: Apr 13, 2012

Crack is made from cocaine.

78. ardent1

Posts: 2000; Member since: Apr 16, 2011

Crack is not the same as cocaine. While crack is derived from cocaine, crack has baking soda or ammonia that is not found in cocaine. In summary, they are similar but not the same. Crack is a processed product derived from cocaine.

87. jmoita2

Posts: 930; Member since: Dec 23, 2011

You get an A+!!! Well put.

96. HäckeMáte

Posts: 168; Member since: Feb 28, 2012

Last time I checked Crack is 90% cocaine and the 10% aditives are so when cooked it all sticks together. But may be you know more about this from personal experience :/

99. remixfa

Posts: 14605; Member since: Dec 19, 2008

by the time it hits the streets its way less than 90% cocaine. hell, cocaine isnt even 90% cocaine by the time it hits the streets.lol its like 50/50 baking soda/coke mix from the el quickie google search i just did. But really... dont do drugs kids. that crap will make you ritaaded.

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46. timepilot84

Posts: 113; Member since: Aug 16, 2012

I think she should have required him to provide some documentation of that statement. I'm not convinced.

47. SugarShockFrantic

Posts: 73; Member since: Jul 05, 2012


5. ajac09

Posts: 1482; Member since: Sep 30, 2009

lol this is becoming a comedy show! lol

44. 305Bucko

Posts: 506; Member since: Aug 07, 2011

they should make a reality show out of this.

53. jroc74

Posts: 6023; Member since: Dec 30, 2010

Becoming? It was a comedy show from the start....

6. kach22

Posts: 153; Member since: Nov 04, 2011

The second good move by the Judge Koh. But I am still skeptical, these all might be some eyelashes.

7. TheLibertine

Posts: 484; Member since: Jan 15, 2012

I think she got a point.

8. Tre-Nitty

Posts: 470; Member since: Nov 16, 2010

Now the android fans will jump for joy about how great she is! Funny how that works but anyway, she is right, a little inappropriate wording but still right.

9. mas11

Posts: 1034; Member since: Mar 30, 2012

Once she witnessed Apple's bulls**t first-hand she changed her mind.

39. E.N.

Posts: 2610; Member since: Jan 25, 2009

Yeah its kinda stupid how biased they are. If the judge is in favor of Apple in one situation, she's corrupt and the entire trial is unfair and unjust. But if she agrees with Samsung, she's suddenly amazing. They should just admit they're biased fanboys so we can all move on.

54. jroc74

Posts: 6023; Member since: Dec 30, 2010

There are fanboys on both sides....so what. Even if she has been giving Samsung some breathing room lately....I still dont like her overall. She has a career in politics the way she flip flops.

10. KParks23

Posts: 719; Member since: Oct 13, 2010

Lmao she just moved up a couple notches in my book that's too funny!

11. OSFantasma

Posts: 119; Member since: Sep 27, 2011

wow who in there right mind would do that haha this is good-fun now. anyway she is starting to realize how ridiculous apple and well even Samsung can be. considering the cash flow going to the lawyers they must do anything to win this case, but she has warned them multiple times..

12. KParks23

Posts: 719; Member since: Oct 13, 2010

It would of been better if they responded.... U honor we just smashed a 8 ball in the back give us a break.. hahaha

30. gwhyte01

Posts: 44; Member since: Jul 09, 2008

For real. I could just see the reaction on her face right now.

13. dcgore

Posts: 234; Member since: Feb 24, 2012

Why are people so lazy? I read 75 pages a night in college easy.

15. Rager099

Posts: 29; Member since: Apr 06, 2009

i think you missed the point...

20. Jphones

Posts: 253; Member since: Feb 10, 2012

ummm jack thats 75 pages of over 20 rebuttal witnesses bio, credentials, reasons and out of those she has to sort through who they actually call up so it wouldn't be easy to make judgements on the witness testimony on the stand so complete false statements could be said and thats a huge waste of time to read all that if all of them aren't going to be called. Sin her words are you smoking crack?

22. ILikeBubbles

Posts: 525; Member since: Jan 17, 2011

75 pages for some witnessses... how many other pages through this whole course have they already read? maybe she's pissed because for a witness list is usually 20 pages or so and apple is just doing what apple does and acting like they have no reason to abide by "normalities" or "rules" even..

29. -box-

Posts: 3991; Member since: Jan 04, 2012

@dcgore Yeah, but are they 75 pages of legalese BS?

40. abdane

Posts: 507; Member since: Oct 07, 2011

wow, you so cool ^_^

14. downphoenix

Posts: 3165; Member since: Jun 19, 2010

Sounds like Judge Koh's having a change of heart. Well its about time!

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