If Android were a person, it'd look like this

If Android were a person, it'd look like this
If Android were a person, it'd look like this
Have you ever wondered: if Android were a guy, what would he look like? Not really? Well, neither have we, but folks from BlueStacks have the imagination to fill up for us and give us this neat picture of the human aspect of Android. Based on data from Nielsen and the answers of some 145,000 Facebook fans, the company made this picture showing you Mr. Android.

36% American, with 37% chance of wearing glasses, 71% chance to wear a t-shirt, consuming an average 582MB of data.

“The data is unscientific, but then again, so is love,” BlueStacks warns. Nonetheless, it’s definitely an interesting and up-to-date picture of the Android user as the stats were gathered from December 12th to December 19th.

Check out the portrait of Mr. Android below and let us know - is there anything surprising about him?


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33 Comments

1. wumberpeb

Posts: 453; Member since: Mar 14, 2011

If Android was a person, it should be Scarlett Johansson. This guy just made me throw my Nexus into a wall

3. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

if it was a female i would say Amber Rose more than scarlett....

7. buggerrer

Posts: 306; Member since: Sep 21, 2011

you mean Rose Byrne ?

11. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

HELL NO....she sucked in troy and in 28 Weeks Later.....i meant amber rose....lol

4. PimpStrong

Posts: 310; Member since: Jul 25, 2011

Stacy Dash!

12. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

noooo shes sexy but in her mid 40's

27. Synack

Posts: 688; Member since: Jul 05, 2011

This guy is way too jacked to be the Android guy.

33. XiphiasGladius

Posts: 813; Member since: Aug 21, 2011

I believe android would look like this one, jud my opinion. . .http://mediacdn.snorgtees.com/media/catalog/product/g/e/geekisthenewsexy_f_fullpic_6.jpg

2. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

quick answer to the subject line......Black Jesus

10. SlimSoulja86

Posts: 660; Member since: Nov 03, 2011

LOL, Jesus is blonde [how funny is that]

5. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Nah, if Android were a woman she would be Anne Hathaway. Or Zooey Deschanel. This is probably fairly accurate, though of course Android covers a huge demographic.

24. Paden

Posts: 262; Member since: Jul 07, 2011

Zooey Deschanel uses an iPhone. :) I follow her on Instagram.

6. liveboy100

Posts: 7; Member since: Dec 28, 2011

IF android was a woman, she would 100% look like Allison Harvard ;)

22. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

yuck...why!??!

26. liveboy100

Posts: 7; Member since: Dec 28, 2011

31. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

how is that sexy???...look at her big ass eyes lol...

32. SuperAndroidEvo

Posts: 4888; Member since: Apr 15, 2011

No if Android were a woman, she would be young, geeky, but in a cute, sexy kind of way. Something like this: http://load.kovideo.net/s/raw/n/Selena_Gomez_harmony_korine_film.jpg Selena Gomez.

9. SlimSoulja86

Posts: 660; Member since: Nov 03, 2011

So it'd be WHITE? I thought Blacks were using Android.

21. Alantef

Posts: 288; Member since: Sep 14, 2011

didnt know phones os equaled racism

28. jellytime

Posts: 135; Member since: Dec 05, 2011

Yea right and middle eastern people only use Nokia 3310.

34. SugarShockFrantic

Posts: 73; Member since: Jul 05, 2012

whoa! blacks really???? that was uneccesary

18. haroonazeem638

Posts: 141; Member since: Mar 29, 2011

If android was a female, i would surgically add a micro usb to my pen*s and have s*x with my galaxy s2. Thats how sexy the galaxy s2 is

23. bbblader

Posts: 590; Member since: Oct 24, 2011

if android was a man he'd be Hancock :D

25. Paden

Posts: 262; Member since: Jul 07, 2011

If Android were a man it would have to be The Terminator. Now that's an android.

30. imkyle

Posts: 1111; Member since: Nov 18, 2010

This man looks like an A&F model. I would say he would have the physical structure of Sheldon from Big Bang Theory :)

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