Humor: iPhone buyers may face a real dilemma

The highly anticipated iPhone 6, or “new” iPhone, or whatever it will be called, may be available in more...
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43. Ashoaib

Posts: 3269; Member since: Nov 15, 2013

this is only your assumption, we have plenty of options and we know how to analyze before buying unlike iboys who just jump out of the bed and directly stand up in queue to buy iphone... even they dont bother that they forget to put on their pents after jumping out of the bed

50. androtaku

Posts: 246; Member since: Dec 12, 2013

oh,only now did i know that nobody queue up to buy galaxy S4 on the first day without even bother whether the bloat junk S-scroll actually works and when android fans attack i-fan with dumb assumption,why you stay quiet there? hypocrite arse


Posts: 2810; Member since: Oct 03, 2012

Apple users are blind and dumb, even if the iphone was made of poop they would buy it....why? Because it is from Apple ahahahah dumb people!

2. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

How about neither!

21. Edward_bly

Posts: 278; Member since: Dec 11, 2013

Yeah let Android decide for you. Woo-hoo!!!

3. SemiFinal

Posts: 117; Member since: Jul 26, 2014

That's not very funny

4. blitzkreig

Posts: 103; Member since: Aug 18, 2014

ok.. I have read the article. now, where's the humour?

68. Bioload25

Posts: 213; Member since: Nov 12, 2012

In the image :D

5. buccob

Posts: 2952; Member since: Jun 19, 2012

bezel not very accurate...

8. 0xFFFF

Posts: 3806; Member since: Apr 16, 2014

The comic is a perfect depiction of the "logic" that many iZombies are known for.

13. Vexify

Posts: 570; Member since: Jun 16, 2014

What category zombie are you lol?

10. kent-gaga

Posts: 609; Member since: Apr 10, 2012

does anyone notice the guy in blue shirt looks like Steve Jobs in the first picture?

12. nothingmuch

Posts: 201; Member since: May 03, 2013

Decisions decisions. ... now the line for the wall huggers will be twice as long ;))

22. AnTuTu

Posts: 1592; Member since: Oct 14, 2012

Wall huggers lolzz +1

15. durag1

Posts: 35; Member since: May 29, 2012

Still probably 1 GB ram, dual core processor, no sd card or no changeable battery. Have to be a moron to keep buying the same phone every 2 years! Apple never changes. Apple never again!!!!!!!

26. aba71983

Posts: 807; Member since: Jul 24, 2014

You are moron if you go to 2 years contract. If you can afford to buy by cash why not. Unless if your budgeting you money, than you have no choice than to get 2 years contract. Here in the Philippines, it is NOT easy to get Post-Paid or Plan like that. To many requirement needed before you can get 1 or 2 years contract for mobile. Anyway, it because you cannot afford to by in cash, yes you better go to your carrier and get 2 years contract and don't argue here or to yourself. Buy Samsung phones because they have SD card , 3 GB RAM with Octa Core processor and try to compare with the Dual Core and see which is faster in web browsing, don't lag much and etc.

29. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012


38. VZWuser76

Posts: 4974; Member since: Mar 04, 2010

Wow, been awhile since I heard the elitist "You're mad because you can't afford it" accusation. The problem with your logic is, here in the US, the bigger carriers don't discount the price of the plan if you buy full retail. So unless there is another reason to buy full price (like being on a legacy unlimited data plan or having a discontinued promo), what logic is there to buy full retail? If the plan cost is the same either way, there's zero benefit. Until all carriers here in the US offer a discount if you buy full retail, the subsidized plan model will continue to exist.

61. durag1

Posts: 35; Member since: May 29, 2012

aba71983, I never said I buy phone every 2 yrs. I've had same phone for 3 yrs. now. Only get new phone when one is good enough to get and apple won't ever make my list agian. I personally think they suck and just can't keep up on technology. Just last year when they came out with LTE. Really? Yea, they are phones for people like you. Like I said, Morons.

63. aba71983

Posts: 807; Member since: Jul 24, 2014

Don't take seriously about what I said but that is true. So what if they just implement the LTE last year. As far as I can see, there are most popular the LTE for Apple compared to Samsung and other android phones. Did you clean and clear your RAM after you send reply here. Don't forget so that you have enough RAM, ok!

65. techperson211

Posts: 1280; Member since: Feb 27, 2014

Seriously dude need to work on your statements . I know auto correct sometimes is annoying but I don't think your statements are due to auto correct.

66. aba71983

Posts: 807; Member since: Jul 24, 2014

Really? Well, I just say what I read and my experience.

64. techperson211

Posts: 1280; Member since: Feb 27, 2014

Really iPhone don't lag? I'm not a samsung fan but compare to s5 vs 5s . 5s is blown away . Your logic is irrelevant. Even the upcoming iPhone 6 I'd bet that still a catch up smartphone toward android.

67. aba71983

Posts: 807; Member since: Jul 24, 2014

Who say iPhone don't lag? It lag sometime but not just like android phone that most of time get lag.

17. naittosan

Posts: 239; Member since: Jun 28, 2014

Well they could go after that low resolution, small battery Alpfa mid-range.

20. gigaraga

Posts: 1454; Member since: Mar 29, 2013

Apple trying to get more money by luring its customers to buy both, when they are both the same.

25. KingKurogiii

Posts: 5713; Member since: Oct 23, 2011

so he got an iPad Air 2...

27. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Ahh, it just isn't a Joy of Tech comic without thoroughly fellating Apple.

28. OldNorseBruin

Posts: 235; Member since: Mar 12, 2013

The iCHUMP is actually pondering: "Geez, for $850+, I could have bought 2 Nexus X's with their Far-SUPERIOR specs, and have $150 left over to feed my SMACK/Meth/Crack addiction!

30. AfterShock

Posts: 4146; Member since: Nov 02, 2012

Many will lean on food banks to get their new itoy.
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