Humor: The beginning of yet another Apple product cycle

When you think about it, there is a certain, “which came first, the chicken or the egg” genre emerging...
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1. clevercarlos

Posts: 18; Member since: Sep 08, 2013

haha nice!

8. AnTuTu

Posts: 1620; Member since: Oct 14, 2012

iPhone 6 = iPhone 5 or iPhone 5S stretched.

9. -box-

Posts: 3991; Member since: Jan 04, 2012

And since the 5 is mostly just a stretched 4, which itself was mostly a rebodied and slightly tweaked 3g, we can therefore conclude.... Iphone6 = iphone3gXL+LTE.

16. techtube

Posts: 13; Member since: Aug 12, 2014


19. microsoftnokiawin

Posts: 1268; Member since: Mar 30, 2012

+upgraded hardware !

22. marcski07

Posts: 600; Member since: Apr 25, 2014

wow, that's some computation. +1

30. pookiewood

Posts: 631; Member since: Mar 05, 2012

+NFC which they invented.

34. 0kax0el0

Posts: 238; Member since: Nov 15, 2012

Exactly my words

24. nodes

Posts: 1160; Member since: Mar 06, 2014

like galaxy S4 is a stretched version of S3, S5 of S4 stretched, and so on?

27. SuperMaoriBro

Posts: 533; Member since: Jun 23, 2012

im a fan of samsung but i thumbed you up for truth

32. andonia2

Posts: 34; Member since: Jul 26, 2013

We at apple were deciding how to make the screen bigger and easier to use in one hand... So what we did was increase the body's height by 2 cm.. After that we decided to increase it by another 4cm. And then we reduced it by 6 cm making it very easy to use!

2. Steven58

Posts: 80; Member since: Nov 25, 2009

Perfect! Well done!

3. keekguy

Posts: 40; Member since: Aug 17, 2014

Mind Blown! Great!

4. fzacek

Posts: 2486; Member since: Jan 26, 2014

Lol so true...

5. HildyJ

Posts: 338; Member since: Aug 11, 2012

Now if there was just space to fit in Apple's iThing rumor strategy.

6. Max_Boost

Posts: 101; Member since: Sep 22, 2012

Prepare for the upcoming next new wave of wallhuggers. Hahaha

7. T.Law

Posts: 423; Member since: May 10, 2014

IPhone cycle : same old crap with a bigger screen.

11. -box-

Posts: 3991; Member since: Jan 04, 2012

In fairness, many phones are that way, and few keep the same screen size or downsize.

10. D.Lamore

Posts: 198; Member since: Aug 15, 2014

Brain washed individuals trapped in the organised crime of some elite group. The ultimate illusion , "I have the power"

29. Arte-8800

Posts: 4562; Member since: Mar 13, 2014

To control the iZombies.

12. winter_hat

Posts: 110; Member since: Feb 04, 2013

"to maintain relevance"? The only market they are in, high profit high price phones, they dominate

13. winter_hat

Posts: 110; Member since: Feb 04, 2013

Android sh**p are so pathetic

14. T.Law

Posts: 423; Member since: May 10, 2014

Not as pathetic as the iSheeep described in this article. ;]

17. Branson28

Posts: 55; Member since: Mar 26, 2014

Is sh**p really censored??

31. pookiewood

Posts: 631; Member since: Mar 05, 2012

HOLY SHEEP. It Is! Or is it? ;)

15. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Oh Joy of Tech, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!

18. chaoscauser

Posts: 39; Member since: Jun 04, 2014

A competitive brand should release two or more new models every year.

20. nithyakr

Posts: 161; Member since: Jun 20, 2014

Replace the iThing with the 'Galaxy S'Thing and the Apple with Samsung, you can find the life of a Fandroid. Its exactly the same. Don't understand why Fandroids laughing at this. its like laughing at themselves.

26. Sniggly

Posts: 7305; Member since: Dec 05, 2009

Aww, looks like an iFan is a little butthurt here. No worries, the guy who made the comic is a total iFan. He didn't make the comic to be mean to his fellow iFans.

33. Armchair_Commentator

Posts: 222; Member since: May 08, 2014

But its.. True? Replace Apple with almost anything in the tech industry. People see what they want to see and hear what they want to see.
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