Here's how Tim Cook told Siri about Scott Forstall's leave (hint: it goes wrong)15
In fact, if this comic is to be believed, "depressed" might be a bit of a soft word. "Shocked" would be much more in place regarding Siri's reaction. Our favorite part? Tim Cook demonstrating an iron fist by commanding the others to disconnect the router, as Siri starts to search the interned for Scott Forstall.
Do you know what's so funny about this story? That it sounds so authentic...