Apple iPhone 5C to come with pre-shattered glass, tells America's finest news source (video)

Apple iPhone 5C to come with pre-shattered glass, tells America's finest news source (video)
We know about breaking in a pair of new shoes, but breaking in a new smartphone? Yet this is exactly what the Onion suggests Apple will be unveiling next - an iPhone 5C with screen that has already been pre-shattered in the factory for your convenience.

The handset is targeting the female college crowd, and is “the best new iPhone since you broke your last iPhone,” according to Apple, err... the Onion. Since the device already comes with a cracked screen, you can't actually break it any further, is the logic here.

The phone you love, broken,” is the device's commercial slogan, and there is even the obligatory Tim Cook statement on the release, according to America's finest news source.

source: TheOnion

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12 Comments

1. dan86

Posts: 298; Member since: Mar 17, 2012

Unlimited drama for a pitiful gadget.

2. Mxyzptlk unregistered

Unlimited drama is what I would describe android fans responses in apple articles.

4. sithvenger

Posts: 371; Member since: Aug 25, 2012

Exactly. If they hate apple sooooo much, and it sucks soooooo bad then y even comment, just stay off the article.

5. tedkord

Posts: 17362; Member since: Jun 17, 2009

Sure. I mean, you two never show up in Android articles...

12. PhenomFaz

Posts: 1236; Member since: Sep 26, 2012

Unlimited drama is also when you stand up to these responses unlimited times with a fanboy/fangirl attitude :) ...and somehow still managed to get embarassed...Every Time!

3. gwuhua1984

Posts: 1237; Member since: Mar 06, 2012

Damn... that means I can't drop my phone anymore cause shattered glass phones will be patented...

8. iami67

Posts: 334; Member since: Oct 18, 2011

Yea if you shatter your android becarefull Apple will sue.

6. rajagopalan.k

Posts: 35; Member since: Dec 17, 2012

actually they should have combined the SAMSUNG'S CES OLED DISPLAY article with this one and must have named it like BEND IT LIKE SAMSUNG OR BREAK IT LIKE APPLE!

10. gwuhua1984

Posts: 1237; Member since: Mar 06, 2012

I smiled.......

7. Rocksteady unregistered

so now the iphone comes with a chattered screen, so you can't break it any further, as it also comes dented and scratched so you can't do any further damages. More innovations apple.

9. YoseYO

Posts: 8; Member since: Feb 02, 2011

Genius!!!

11. anshul0000 unregistered

now thats innovation!!!!

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